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I am still a tube sock stuffed full of tears and sadness but I wanna celebrate Imgur abolishing pro accounts and also distract myself so here crumb some Gashlies!

Jesus Azaya that wasn't even a pun )
azaya: edgar allen poe examining a letter suspiciously. (what am i looking at)


I have been on and off working on this update since I posted the last one in November but in honor of yesterday being Pooklet's spirit journey formation anniversary I have completed it, I have completed it at last

Azaya you are a procrastinating cabbage. )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


So I just got home from dropping Pooklet off at the airport and I am distraught and alone and naturally that's the best time to try to be funny for the internet, right?

Right! )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


Haha wOW I have not updated this since September, I am the worst. The delay was mostly because of two things: 1) I was making a new house for the 'crumbs, and 2) my computer started chokesputtering in rage at Sims 2 without provocation. But the house is now finished and the computer problems seem to be resolved, so now at last the adventures of the Gashlycrumbs can continue.

HUZZAH! )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


Technically the survivor challenge is finished now, but I'm dragging my feet about writing it, so here are Gashlycrumbs instead! I'm in a kinda sad slump IRL at the moment, so naturally this is the optimum time to attempt to be funny for the internet.

Excelsior! )
azaya: a gentleman looking bemused at 80s power woman cycling her legs because she missed spinning class. (kick kick kick kick)


(I rarely put specific warnings on stuff, but I'm aware that there's a lot of tokophobes in the sims community, myself included, and while the stuff that happens herein didn't bother me personally I just wanted to mention that there's some pregnancy-related shit going down in a potentially upsetting way this update.)

So I guess these little assholes figured out that their refusal to die when that is the very point of this entire challenge was just the way to reignite my interest in them.

Coincidentally, this is about when this shifted from strictly a survivor challenge to me possibly trying to subtly murder my own sims.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, NERDS )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


After sitting untouched since 2012, I was reminded that these folks exist and decided to pick them back up. Conveniently, several of the hacks I normally have to pull to facilitate smoother surviving are inexplicably broken, so why not take advantage?

Since otherwise it just makes me SO ANGRY )
azaya: cartoon cat staring into the distance with the words 'i love blood' floating beside it. (i love blood)


This is really only technically generation six but I'll be damned if I'm calling this 5.8 I swear to Glob.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH 'CRUMBS )
azaya: aquaman hugging a mound of sand that is HIS, ok. (hoarding)


Is this the last post of generation 5? We just don't know.

We can only hope. )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


In which Winnie and Whisper grace the banner for the second update running.

Well we're off to a fabulous start then! )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


So named in honor of the most recent Fiebelkorn update, 'Fishbits'. And now here's some ridiculous Gashlycrumb shenanigans. Gashnanigans. Shenanicrumbs!

Hey guys what's going on in this legacy )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


Hello once again individuals! It's time for the next installment of the continuing adventures of the Gashlycrumbs, on their quest to prove that even complete idiots can make it at least ten generations.

So far, so good! )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


Carry on my wayward 'crumbs, you're at peace cuz you are dumb

Lay your weary head to rest, don't you 'crumb no more )
azaya: a person reading a magazine entitled brooding hunx and giving no fucks. (oh like you wouldn't read it)


More 'crumbs, by special request from [personal profile] pooklet, whose mighty will I cannot deny.

Crumbs crumbs crumbs it's the Gashlycrumbs )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


So we only just did this, I know, but my poor [personal profile] pooklet is not feeling well so I thought I would try to cheer them up with some wanton silliness.

And after all, who's not down for some wanton silliness? )
azaya: a stick figure of a person with a big smile holding a book and saying, "this shit is crazy!" (Default)


Hey y'all, sorry for letting this fall by the wayside. I've been busy with some other stuff, and also the quality of the pictures in like half this update depresses me cuz it's the last batch before I got my new beautiful smooth edges-capable dream machine. And also because Imgur changed their layout again and now there's no nice handy direct link clicky button. But enough of that! Come take a stroll with me through the land of the Gashlycrumbs, where nothing makes sense and everyone is an idiot.

Gosh, Azaya, how could I possibly say no to that? )

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