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Fritter: 6.2
Like last time, let's just jump in right where we left off.
In this case, with Fairuza slapping the shit out of Almond as payback for besting her moments before.
Disheartened by the knowledge that she was not the toughest punk in the house, she set off to even the odds a bit.
Fairuza: PUNCHING THINGS IS SUPER FUN!
Sorry, honeybunch, never gonna happen. That old creeper is gonna live forever
In any case, Winona was there to make it all better. With her tongue!
Miss Pretty: NO, NOT THIS FUCKERY AGAIN
Baron: *sees no evil*
Fairuza: DEATHSWORN!! OATHBOUND!!
Rozz bonds with Cameo.
Miss Pretty wishes death upon everyone, etc.
Unlike Fairuza, who wishes bees.
Almond: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEE
Winona: The fuck? 8D
Baron: I will destroy you, avian creature, and everything you hold dear!
Somehow it's not as impressive when he does it.
Winona's LTW is to eat 200 grilled cheese sandwiches. This means conjuring a lot of grilled cheese, at all hours of the day and night, in any and every room. Which is my long-winded explanation for why she's holding up a grilled cheese sandwich with an expression of delight, in the smallest bathroom, as a werewolf.
Almond: You get knocked up or are you just hittin' the grilled cheese hard? No, I kid, I kid. Who's the other parent? Not Fairuza, I hope!
Not-really-a-spoiler: it's Fairuza.
Fairuza: You're a real piece of work, you know that?
Fairuza: And if you don't stay out of my way, I'll burn you.
Almond: Listen, honeysuckle, if you don't quit pestering me there will not be enough Vaseline in the world to soothe the hurt I'll put on you.
Fairuza: I don't have to sit here and take this.
Looks like Fairuza's stock in hatred is on the rise.
Fairuza: ...And when you grow up, you can crush the hopes and dreams of mortals in your shapely fingers.
Cameo: Sparklies!
Winona and Fairuza continue to be close. Very, very close.
But when they're not being intimate, Fairuza is generally going at it with Almond, albeit in a very different context.
Almond: What'd I say about that Vaseline, punk?
Fairuza: Ow, this floor is hard!
Rozz: Who's a precious little cutie? Who is? :D
Cameo: Poppy, your fur tickles!
Fairuza: TAKE THAT, ALMOND!
Cameo: Take that, Miss Pretty! :>
Miss Pretty: I will take your life.
A reminder that Winona is still pregnant, since it's been a fairly easy pregnancy and we thus haven't seen much of it.
Fairuza: I hate you and everything you stand for.
Almond: Does anyone else hear that? It sounds like the buttmad whining of a puny snotrag.
Cameo grew up! And I remembered to get a picture of her makeover for once, not that I actually changed much.
Winona: Mm, delicious fertilized eggs.
Fairuza: Goddamn I hate that Almond exists. I should go rectify that.
Fairuza: THIS TIME I WILL PREVAIL, YOU HARPY
Almond: Wrong again.
Rozz: *makes a mental note never to piss off his great-grandmother*
Fairuza: Ugh, whatever. I'm younger, prettier, and have better hair.
That seems awfully shallow of you but you are pretty, yeah. *__*
Is Winona howling at the moon, or in labor? We may never know!
Fairuza: I don't care what she's doing, I just want her to go do it somewhere else. How's a witch supposed to sleep with her screaming like that?
Oh, guess it was labor after all. Son, Cosmo!
Cameo: *is a Fritter*
Any time anyone makes this face, I'm gonna cap it. Jsyk.
I don't know why I keep giving them these objects that're well-documented as being addictive. Go figure.
Fairuza: Come on, Dad, can't we just blow Almond up a little?
Rozz: I cannot endorse that.
Rozz: I don't much care for my daughter-in-law, Barry.
Baron: I think giving me a delicious treat to munch upon would make you feel better. 8>
For all his dislike of Fairuza, Rozz does love her children. He's a very attentive grandpa.
Fairuza: So give it to me straight, baby: do you prefer sex, or grilled cheese?
Winona: If you love me, you will not make me answer that question.
Almond: BEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Fairuza: My work here is done.
Fairuza: My work here is just beginning. ;D
Winona, like others before her, turns to Nanny Ogg's The Joye of Snackes for cooking pointers. I can only imagine what an Ogg grilled cheese would be like.
Miss Pretty: Oh god, is this what I am reduced to? Begging for treats like a pet?
Winona: Pretend the bag is someone you really hate!
Fairuza: CAN DO
Fairuza: I THINK I GOT IT NOW.
Almond: Nooo don't look at me! My makeup's all smudged from that last beatdown I laid on Failuza— I mean Fairuza!
Miss Pretty: Soon.
Cameo: Oh, hey little bro! I guess you're not so little anymore, though you're not as big as me.
Cosmo: *did indeed have a birthday!*
I admit it, I tend not to be as taken with my M sims as I am with my F. But Cosmo's worming his way into my heart already, with his tired little face and big old nose.
Miss Pretty: SOON.
Sinister mushroom painting: *concurs*
Cameo, meanwhile, knows she needs to be getting in good with Miss Pretty while the getting's good.
Cosmo is oblivious.
Almond: Hey Rozz, are you fully human again? Better let me check. With tickles.
Rozz: Agh no this seems unsavory!
Cosmo: Hey moms, Nana Almond says eventually all I'm gonna think about is busts. But I don't think sculptures are that cool.
Winona: In this family, she's probably wrong anyway.
Fairuza: By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked Almond's way comes...
Fairuza: Hmmm. Needs more nutmeg.
Almond: That nuisance is up to something.
She is, but it's not bee-related this time.
Almond: Oh. I don't care, then.
Glad we had this talk!
All she was doing was making this witch throne. I figured since Almond has one in her tower, I might as well let Fairuza have one too. Autonomy is disabled on both, since they're about the cheatiest ingame objects there are; I mostly just think they look cool.
The Fritter dining room got a makeover, mainly because I was tired of people sitting in the dining room and the kitchen at the same time.
Rozz: Mm, tender newborn flesh.
Must be a werewolf cookbook.
Cosmo: Mm, smell that nutmeg!
Cameo: What smells like nutmeg?
Winona and Rozz howl ~in harmony~
Almond: Eurgh, just knowing Failuza— I mean, Failoser— I mean Fairuza is in the same house makes me feel gross.
Solution: go outside to play with Baron! While Knut tries to pretend he's too cool to care that he's been abandoned outside the gate yet again.
Headmaster Rosycheeks: Oh hey, I remember you! You cooked me dinner and ate it in your underwear.
Almond: Who are you again?
Certain people, Fairuza, wouldn't stop rolling private school wants, so we called up good old Headmaster Rosycheeks to inspect the house again.
Headmaster Rosycheeks: Mmkay, so, send the kids along Monday and I'll try to forget I just saw you sprout enough fur to send PETA to its knees!
Cosmo: Mom! Mom, look! Mom, I got an A+! MOM!
Winona: Sorry, honey, it's not that Mom doesn't care, it's just that this chapter is all about sharp cheddar.
Cosmo: Okay, I guess being ignored was worth it, these sandwiches are great. Right, Camy?
Cameo: Huh? Were you talking? Sorry, I was ignoring you.
Fairuza: What?
Winona: What? Oh, nothing. I was just thinking that it's not grilled cheese but at least it's cheesecake.
Almond: Fairuza, NO! Think of the children!
Fairuza: Hahaha! Teach you not to let me call you 'dad'.
Amidst the violence and bees, Cameo grows up into a teenager. And is perfectly lovely, I think. She's a nice blend of her moms.
Though it's not hard to see whose personality influenced hers the most. She's as fierce as Fairuza.
Yes boobs she's talking about boobs I don't know what to have them say anymore I AM OUT OF BOOB JOKES
Cosmo: *is a troubled little boy*
Deathswing: *idles*
Cosmo: Eww, my gross parents.
His gross parents: *hear no evil*
And that is the end of that nonsense for today! However, I have some previews to share for up-and-coming things; I've actually felt like making stuff lately, holy crap.
Just Body Shop pictures at the moment as I haven't actually played in a couple of weeks! I've got some non-Body Shop content too but it's easier to load Body Shop for pictures than it is to load the game. 8-x
TF underbust bottom-only dresses and some t-shirts to go with, though the shirts look cute on their own too. At the moment the dresses are only on Kielen's cyber boots mesh, but I like them enough that I'll probably put them at least on the wedges mesh too. I don't really use the duckboots one anymore. Harness and button textures by Neena_Needles, skirt texture by... Amaryll, I think? I got it off the teen conversion of the Vi dress.
TF, AF, and EF texture default replacements for these base game PJs. I always thought the shape was kinda cute, I just never used them because they were kinda boring and idk, I have a thing about using Maxis stuff unchanged even when the textures are decent. Patterns are all gathered from Spoonflower.
More texture replacements, this time for the TSS PJs, which I love. The textures were nice enough but not really suited to my tastes, so now they've got Xandher's henley tops and Spoonflower bottoms.
More Spoonflower default PJs. I really like cute patterns, okay? These are for the teen base game long t-shirt nightgowns.
TF recolors of the aforementioned Vi dress conversion. I love this mesh, you guys. I really, really love it. Didn't bother doing the dresses for adults since my adult categories already runneth over but my teens are hurting for cute stuff. Textures are by, hoo boy... Shannanigan, Amaryll, possibly Trapping, Gelydh, and Aikea; patterns are Spoonflower, again.
Some recolors of Amaryll's shirtdress mesh. I brainfarted and only took a picture of one. Which I guess was to match the other previews since for everything I showed, there're way more colors and shit. I just didn't want to photograph every single file for a preview, since where's the fun and surprise there?
But not too lazy to get you your farewell bat .gif! Never too lazy for that.
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I love how Fairuza is the complete opposite of every other in-law! Go her!
PS-I would adore all the things previewed, especially the first and last dresses. ♥ ♥ ♥ Also, love the bat gif.
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And thanks! They'll all be released eventually, most likely. :)
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this kid screams sass XD
(I am digging all those clothes, btw.)
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(Thanks. :>)
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Also the previews... can't wait until it is released, it's all so pretty <3
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-23 12:36 am (UTC)(link)I also feel it necessary to mention that OMG I'M IN LOVE WITH THOSE T-SHIRTS AND BOTTOM-ONLY DRESSES.
Until the next installment of the Fritters/those amazing dresses come out, I shall eagerly wait at my computer squeeing with delight. :'D Such prettyful things!
- Taylor
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-23 10:16 am (UTC)(link)no subject
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Also, It would seem that Fairuza has no intention of giving up her dream of beating Almond's butt anytime soon!
Your previews of things to come are stunning (as usual). I'm especially fond of those dresses and pjs. :3
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Thanks so much. :>
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Sims eating randomly all over houses annoys me too...also, washing dishes in the bathroom. The hate...
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I will write my name here :Maureen
(Anonymous) 2013-08-23 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)It's the first time i comment your story, because i read all other "chapters" in one time !
first of all, i just want to say that i find your story soooo interessant and funny .
but i want to know, how do you have so much beautiful NPC with skins and all this shit ? I know how to download and i have so skins and all ... but i dont know how you do to put them on your NPC ?
Could you tell me some of your secret ? Please :3 ?