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Beetpoot: 2.1
Hello, it is time for more Beets (and the Poots associated with them).
Last time:
- Karolina embarked on her legacy journey
- she adopted a kitten, Teacup
- and romanced a sheep girl from space
Oh, right, and she's a witch now.
Karolina: *cackles amongst the bathroom fixtures*
Philomena is busy in the kitchen, with the kitten. It's weird how those words are almost spelled the same.
Philomena: *unintelligible cooing sounds*
Karolina: *unintelligible cooing intensifies*
Karolina: Whoa! What? Why?
Karolina: Whomst do you think you are, you trespassing motherfucker?
Way to tell off the werewolf king, Karolina! Don't take his shit.
Karolina: For my efforts, I deserve a party.
Okay. How's this?
Karolina: I'm gonna throw a party in Phil's pants. 8D
Looks like the party was a hit.
Props to Pooklet for Phil's cute fuckin' face!
Karolina: You're right, invisible goat-headed cane. Pizza for dinner does sound great.
Karolina: My God, that smells like pure happiness. Phil? Doesn't this smell like happiness?
Philomena: hulp
Karolina: Okay, but you don't know what you're missing.
Philomena: *munch*
Karolina: That's what I thought.
Oh, okay. It wasn't the pizza fumes, it's just a hop-on.
Hey, Philomena, maybe you should've waited to bathe until after you cleaned the toilet? So as not to waste the hygiene meter?
Philomena: Oh, don't worry about me, Overlord! I wasn't going to clean it.
Karolina: Guess it's time to harvest my cacklin' strawberries.
Matchmaker: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DESERVES
Philomena: Tea-tea! Where're you off to?
Teacup: Maturity
Teacup: Mother, you bringst me dangerously close to your pokey horns!
Teacup is the most spoiled cat in all of Afterwards. Smacky toys at varying heights, a bowl for snacks, cat grass for nomming, and shelves to leap about uponst. Besides the smacky toys none of that is actually functional, but shh.
I actually did have Karolina fill the extra food bowl for her once, but then it zoomed into the ceiling, so we didn't do that again.
Horny little shits.
In Phil's case, literally.
Philomena: Sure am pregnant.
Karolina: it's so peaceful in this direction
Karolina: So, I'm not saying we have a magic lamp. But if we did, what would you wish for?
Philomena: I dunno, I guess maybe like a month-long orgasm?
Karolina: You're perfect. I must have you.
Philomena: *delighted gasping*
Karolina: Do you like it? I got it from the internet. It was free with ยง99.99 shipping!
Philomena: Eeeeee!!
Karolina: She likes it!
Philomena: I LOVE IT!
Neato burrito!
Since Phil is already baking a little Beetpoot, let's stroll on over to the wedding chapel, which is conveniently within sight of their house.
Philomena: karolina
Teacup: mother
Karolina:
Although we brought Teacup along, she did not attend the ceremony, preferring instead to nap among the bushes out back.
Karolina:
Well, this is certain to be a beautiful ceremony.
Some stray dog: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO BARK ABOUT IT
I kinda expected Karolina to go for the cakesmash, since she's incredibly mean. But I guess since she's also incredibly serious, she didn't.
Philomena: mulp
Karolina: Aww, not the carpal tunnel again! It's my wedding night!
Well, looks like she managed okay.
Karolina: Oh. Hey. What happened out here?
Grim: Overlord's culling old townies again.
Karolina: Neato burrito.
Karolina: Well, good luck with the soul reaping and whatnot.
Teacup: mother, come back, these events have done me a fear
You're fine. Just scratch it off.
Teacup: VERY WELL I SHALL BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY GOING TO
Philomena: Poor Teacup! Do you need Mommy to fuss over you?
Teacup: Mother, your horn is poking up mine nose.
Philomena: I don't miss my old job. It's so much less stressful to work from home.
Karolina: Oh no, Phil, look! Your old job!
Philomena: NO! MY STRESS!
Philomena: Karebear, I've thought it over and while I'm not certain of this, I heavily suspect that you mislead me earlier.
Karolina:
Philomena: On the other hand, what a fine time to study this blanket.
Teacup: Hello, skeletal friend. Allow me to introduce mine chompy teeth.
Hey, Karolina, remember when Phil horked in the toilet?
Karolina: Sure, why?
No reason.
What're you looking so pleased about, Philly?
Philomena: Flames!
I briefly forgot I wasn't allowed to control anyone but Karolina, and made Philomena roast a marshmallow. But don't worry, punishment descended upon us swift and fierce.
Philomena: OH SHIT
It was fine, Karolina put the fire out with magic and I heroically failed to document any of it.
Philomena:
I also failed to document the antics of this skunk, who showed up out of the blue and spent several hours running laps around the house.
Philomena: ow
Philomena: *unhappy wailing*
Karolina: It's so peaceful in this room.
Philomena: *delighted gasping*
Skunk: that's cool or whatever anyway i'm gonna go circle your house twelve times for no particular reason
So arrives Hectorina, first of the 'pootlings!
Hectorina: Mama! Mama!
Karolina: Whomst the fuck?
Karolina didn't roll any particularly maternal wants, but she's the only one who can teach Heck to walk and talk and poop, so that sure doesn't matter to me.
Karolina: Ughhh
She did make a lot of potty training face, which was nice! And surprising. Most of my sims are real stingy with it.
Karolina: I'm the favorite for a reason.
You're a favorite, not the favorite.
Karolina: Potato, potahto.
Freed forvermore of diapers, Hectorina scribbles.
Whatcha up to, Phil?
Teacup: what do you MEAN fish is not healthy for cats
Oh, creatures in the Spore creature creator. Got it.
Philomena: Is that... a speck of mildew? Not in MY shower, it isn't!
Toilet: *molders*
Marvin: hey
Tea-tea, don't rub your crusty butthole on the cutting board.
Teacup: But it feels nice on my harbles.
Philomena: fuck
And so it was.
So far, they've been doing okay with Heck. Philomena can't teach her anything or change her diapers, but she's pretty good about bringing her bottles.
Karolina: *munch*
Hectorina: WHEEEE!
Karolina: *determined munching*
Hectorina: WHEEEE!
Philomena is also pretty on top of playing with Hectorina. Which is nice, since Madam 0 Playfulness only likes to play with creatures made in the Spore creature creator, and not creatures made in Philomena's womb.
Madam 0 Playfulness, to be fair, has to spend a quite lot of time casting Benemoodus Simae on her dumbass wife so that Philomena doesn't starve to death or shit herself.
Karolina: Invest in fucks.
Karolina: *takes her own advice*
I got them some sheep. I thought Phil might like to meet some ovine friends from this planet.
Philomena: I WOULD like that!
LOOK AT HOW THEY SLEEP. THEY JUST SLAM THEIR BUTTS AND BACK FEET INTO THE GROUND. I LOVE IT.
Philomena: Just a second, sweetie, Mommy has to make sure this tub is sparkling clean before your bath!
Toilet: [[moldering intensifies]]
How you doing there, Heck? Having a snack?
Hectorina: *gobbles*
Hectorina: Thanks for sharing, Tea-tea!
Teacup: I am the best big sister that ever there was.
Hectorina:
Teacup:
Aside from occasionally Philomena, Teacup remains the one creature over whom Karolina will fuss and coo.
Heya, Oliver. How's tricks?
Oliver: Poorly dressed for the climate, as per protocol.
Karolina: Whenst the fuck?!
Karolina: This is stupid. I don't wanna be pregnant. It's stupid and I hate it.
Suck it up, Lady Fussabout, this is a legacy and one offspring does not a dynasty found.
Hectorina: 'Cha doin', Mama?
Philomena: Diversifying my Magic portfolio! You?
Hectorina: Feeding my own self apparently.
Hectorina: hulph :<
I really gotta get that free-range toddler bowl, don't I?
How's it going, Karolina?
Karolina: Kill me. Or yourself. I don't care which.
Neato burrito!
Hectorina: Mobility will make a nice change!
Hectorina: And I will use it to annoy my sister.
Teacup: Do not ruffle'st mine fur thus!
Teacup: Now I must waste mine time licking it painstakingly back into place.
She kissed your head, though. That's your undercarriage.
Teacup: Yes. What of it?
Teacup: I have blended seamlessly into the landscape.
Heck does a heckin', so to speak, art.
Aww. She's learning art from sheep momma!
Karolina: invest in trombones
Karolina never cooks and Philomena seems only intermittently aware that she can cook, so Munchiebot keeps their idiot asses fed. Bonus: it brings me such joy every time she trucks on by with a tray of Chinese or a pizza in her dumb pinchy robot hands.
Hectorina: Abandoned. Forsaken. Lost. All is lost.
Philomena: I wonder what Heck's up to. Better not check!
Apparently what Heck is up to is 'exploding cat food from her neck and face'.
I put Marvin in back with the sheep. Figured he'd be happier among his own four-legged kind.
Marvin: mehhhhhh
Karolina: horf
Karolina: Pregnancy means nobody can tell me not to eat three containers of General Tso's in quick succession.
I mean, I guess that's true.
Karolina: Hell yeah it is. blorf
Philomena: KAREBEAR WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A FAMILY SUGGESTION BOX? WE COULD PAINT IT WITH JAUNTY BLUE AND RED STRIPES
I don't think she can hear you in the other room, Phil.
Philomena: Well, that sounds like a personal problem!
Hectorina: Attent me, Overlord.
Hectorina: For I have grown!
You sure have, you little cutie! What're you going to do with your newly-acquired height and motor skills?
Hectorina: Make creatures in the Spore creature creator!
Ah, a classic.
Philomena: I wonder what Karolina's up to right now.
Oh, nothing much.
Karolina: Dunno why she's green but this is Penelope.
Aww, hi, Penelope! What a little sweetie. Hey, Phil, you gonna come see this?
Philomena: Nah. Busy.
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SWOOPS THE FUCK IN
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(and i am eternally envious of your cc hoard...)
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do it do it do it do it
also ty so much, you are too kind!
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(Anonymous) 2020-08-05 04:50 am (UTC)(link)Seriously, Pooklet should make Phil a face preset. She's so cute and I love her profile.
Loving Teacup's colouring too as well as her Old English dialect. <3
So, I hope you don't mind a few WCIFs, I've been trying to keep them few since I think I might have overwhelmed Pooklet when they posted the last Cakebread update. Anyway...WCIF the tub recolour in the first picture on this post, the blue/aqua bathroom floor tiles, the cloud curtains, the potted plants in the living room on the end table next to the curtains and the metal rack that goes halfway around the kitchen walls? ^.^;
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it's funny you say that, we were talking about making new templates and one of the ones pooklet was thinking about was philomena! (or rather her original form, earleen) there's no hard n fast plans or anything but guess you caught our brainwave!
wcifs:
shower, bathroom tiles, cloud curtains (i'm not sure who did the jonesi-repositoried curtain mesh but here's the blanket texture anyway), potted plants, kitchen rack!
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Once more WCIF: In both the survival house and the old Gashlycrumb house there was a dirty mirror. Maybe you can steer me in the right direction?
Man, you have me excited for new face templates now. I'd love to have some space sheep in my own game and have them make wooloo babbies. Philomena and her "Karebear" make such cute babies together.
Will Party Cake be shared anywhere or is she in line to become a Legacy spouse (or even lined up to become a face preset)? I'd love to have her in my own game at some point. : )
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i don't want to give away too much but i do have Plans for party cake! after that i'll make her available. :)
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Qh nice! Can we possibly get a hint as to which legacy she may be going? Or is she possibly getting her own legacy challenge thing? <3
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as for PC, she'll be turning up in a thing quite soon. OwO
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Is Party Cake joining the beetpoots? Because you have to admit that the name "Party Cake Beetpoor" is hilarious.
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as for party cake I'M NOT SAYING A WORD. >_>
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