Dragonforce + Twilight? It could work.

[azaya]

Me (1:28:39 PM): And for some reason I've put on that goddamn Dragonforce CD again. Without even noticing.
Pooklet (1:28:53 PM): XD It's like it fucking possesses your brain.
Me (1:28:59 PM): I THINK IT DOES
Me (1:29:04 PM): IT'S SCARY KAYLEIGH
Me (1:29:09 PM): IT'S SO BAD
Me (1:29:13 PM): AND YET SO COMPELLING
Me (1:29:15 PM): LIKE TWILIGHT
Pooklet (1:29:27 PM): XD!!
Me (1:29:30 PM): IT'S THE METAL EQUIVALENT OF TWILIGHT. ALL FLUFF AND NOT MUCH SUBSTANCE.
Me (1:29:58 PM): THOUGH IN DRAGONFORCE'S DEFENSE, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SONGS ABOUT A BABY DRAGON TRYING TO BITE ITS WAY OUT OF A WARRIOR'S STOMACH
Pooklet (1:30:10 PM): DLFGHDJHFJKD
Pooklet (1:30:20 PM): DON'T SAY THAT TOO LOUDLY OR THAT'LL BE THEIR NEXT SINGLE
Me (1:30:33 PM): LOL I'M GOING TO WRITE THEM A LETTER
Me (1:30:59 PM): "DEAR DRAGONFORCE - HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT A WARRIOR-WOMAN GETTING IMPREGNATED WITH A DEMON DRAGON BABY? IT'D BE TOTALLY DOPE. YOURS, A FAN."
Pooklet (1:31:13 PM): DJKFGHKDFJHG


It could work, u gais. Srsly.