azaya | Gashlycrumb: 2.1

Hey individuals! I'm too enthralled by Skyrim at the moment to actually be playing sims but I have loads of pictures saved up and so here is one of them! Oh gosh!

When we left off, Zillah and Tomato had just been joined in mawage.

Zillah: I don't want my eggs fertilized... you be pregnant.

Tomato: Kay.

The hanging skeleton: HELP ME

I guess that 'kay' was a lie.

Zillah: Ulp

Tomato: Shit, son, I'm not stretching out this sweater with a pregnancy gut.

Tomato's giant chipmunk cheeks: *clip through her hair*

Tomato: *is the most adorable bathtub pirate I've ever had*

Tomato: Gosh, belly, I'm glad there's no baby in you. *pats*

Zillah: *sleeps the sleep of the pregnant*

Tomato...

Tomato: Heh. Er. Pregnancy cravings?

Not even a little bit.

Zillah: I guess this preggo thing isn't so bad. No one blinks an eye if I want to eat an entire soup tureen of Captain Crunch.

Wolf: Can I have that

Zillah: Aw shit.

Wolf: Seriously though, can I have that bone

Wolf: *is really super helpful thanks bro*

Zillah's pregnancy is going immensely.

Zillah: Do my preg farts smell different?

Zillah: Nope!

Incoming

Generation two arrives with a Yorick.

Yorick comports herself like the average Sims 2 toddler.

Tomato does some stuff: playing with her daughter!

Tomato does some stuff: potty training!

Tomato does some stuff: bathtub piracy!

Tomato does some stuff: Zillah.

Yorick: 8D!

Zillah: Whatever, it's already raining.

Zillah: ABOUT FRICKING TIME.

Zillah: ...and I am awesome and talented and today I dug up a treasure chest!

Yorick: You've crossed the line from self-confidence to narcissism. Do not want.

Tomato: Oh, hi, Yorick!

Zillah: There! You look exactly the same as you did before, I didn't murder your face or hair.

Stanley: Do you accept tips?

Zillah: There, one dyejob later, you look like a hundred times more goth. Like a thousand.

Mitch Gothier: Actually it's 'gothier', but!

But then Zillah flew too close to the sun.

Melba: MY FACE!

Zillah: Yeesh, I'm sorry. Would it help if I waived the tip?

Fixing up Melba's poor face earned Zillah the bronze badge she so desperately needs and so profoundly does not deserve.

Not that it did Mulciber's hair the slightest bit of good.

Zillah: There, I gave you big, luscious locks. Do you feel better?

Mulciber: I guess so.

Well congrats, Zillah! Though as I recall you handled yourself just fine with that fire last time.

Now if only you were more ready and able to deal with haircuts.

Yorick's toddlerhood was mostly smooth sailing. Accordingly, we saw little of it.

Yorick: That stinky plate is proximity-ruining my muffin.

So clear it?

Yorick: What do I look like, a person who does things?

You look like a really adorable child, actually.

Tomato: I'm so good, I don't even have to look at the canvas.

Tomato: What the fuck? 8D

Hooray! This only took two sim weeks. Zillah is as good at running a salon as she is at digging up treasure.

Zillah: GASP! Yorick might read my diary oh my good god lord!

Yorick: Don't worry, Mom. Even if I knew how to read, I wouldn't bother with your dumb diary.

Zillah: What a relief!

Yorick: Just call me Thor, god of thunder.

Zillah: FIEND

Zillah: Hey, Tom, something looks different about you... did you use the makeover chair?

Tomato: Not exactly, sugarbush!

I missed capping the baby's birth so the first picture of him you get is of Yorick being Yorick.

Poor, put-upon Yusef.

Almond: I bet you're going to be a bombshell when you grow up!

Yorick: You just outcreeped yourself, sparkle hag.

Almond's only here because the shower was broken and I didn't want to call the repair person.

Fixit O'Spectral: *performs the sawed-in-half ~~trick~~ illusion*

PERTTEH TRERNERNG FERCE

Zillah: This can't be that hard, the way Tomato just craps these things out...

And I'm sure she'd love that the verb you chose to describe her endeavors is 'craps'.

Yorick continues to be a gifted young baker. She hasn't burned a single muffin in the entirety of her childhood, which is impressive to me given that most of my sim kids never manage to not burn a muffin.

Yusef: My hands are HUGE!

Yusef: WHEEEEEE

Tomato: SOMEONE ELSE'S PAINTING? ON MY EASEL?

It's more likely than you think.

I actually never knew sims could ruin paintings by other people and then take over the canvas! Until Tomato did it autonomously, that is.

Zillah: LIVING THE DREAM

Whirr Ping Click Click: Hey guys, what's going on in this legacy

Zillah: What're you doing to my painting? That's my painting.

Tomato: Is it? I had no idea, since it's on MY EASEL.

Yusef: I wonder where this stuff on my finger came from. Maybe I should eat it.

Zillah: Living the dream. :|

Zillah: SNOW? OH MY GOD, NO, MY WORLD IS ENDING

Did you just not notice it when you were standing outside in it earlier, or

Tomato: Yeah. Don't fucking mess with my easel, you fucks, or I'll beat you down with my plaque.

Yorick: Plebian.

Hey, could you guys maybe not try to get pregnant again? I know it's asking a lot, I just feel like two kids is plenty this early in the legacy.

Zillah and Tomato: *ACR Try for Baby trololol*

Yorick will stand up for literature, of course! She is a defender of the written word, a warrior for literacy!

The CAD.

Zillah, you are a terrible businesswoman.

Axethrow von Pinkcoat: That's a fine looking knife block in there.

Yorick: LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR

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Tomato: Yorick, sweetie, do you think you could move just a tad? Mommy can't see her shows.

Yorick: Nah.

Zillah: No one wants to be my best friend and I just don't understand why.

Obviously you don't understand why your business is failing, either.

Tomato: I THOUGHT THE CEILING IN HERE WAS MUCH HIGHER D8

Yusef survived to shower his mother in displeasure.

At this point Tomato gained the only sales skill she would ever use thereafter, since 'Offer at Cheap' has no effect on custom prices.

Yesss! Back where we started!

Not for long, most likely.

She still manages to satisfy enough customers to keep the business going, though. Barely.

Luckily, Tomato is a much more competent saleswoman than Zillah is a cosmetologist.

Hooray! Let's enjoy it while it lasts, which surely won't be long.

Inside, Yusef grows up into a kawaii mahou shounen.

And to celebrate his birthday, Tomato teaches him to study with Yorick's homework. Splendid!

Special animated gif to celebrate my spouse being here playing Skyrim next to me while I wrote this post! 8D (courtesy of batsnbears)

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