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Fritter: 9.2

A lot of ground gets covered in this update, generation nine is moving swiftly along! I suppose it's because ~we're nearing the end~.

Almond: *is Almond*

Almond: Sup.
Jasmine: *softly glows*

Crystal, you should be ashamed.
Crystal: Oh, I am. You have no idea how deeply.

Almond: Okay, now say, 'Gangy Almond reigns supreme'.
Jasmine: Ama!

Kriemhild aspires to great heights.

I still think the tucking in is adorable, and at last it's happening to kids sleeping in beds at the proper height!

Well isn't this awkward on so many, many levels.

Kriemhild: Blargh.
Don't make that face, it'll stick that way.
Kriemhild: Don't tell me what to do.

Her face did get stuck that way, leading to the angriest autonomous hug I've ever seen.

Kriemhild: Teach you to hug me, take this!
Willow: Ow, this is totally uncalled for!
At least it makes sense with that face!


Zola: Heyyyyyy.

Kriemhild: This muffin stinks of failure and charcoal.

Kriemhild: Oh well. I'll flush it and no one will ever know.
Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of flushing things down the toilet that are not meant to be flushed*

Kriemhild: *steals the toilet from Miss Pretty*
Miss Pretty: THERE WILL BE RETRIBUTION.
(Retribution came in the form of pee all over the floor.)

Miss Pretty: *dreams of her own incomparable awesomeness*

Crystal: My knowledge tells me something is amiss.

Oh. Well, that's not too bad. It's in a small, contained room, this is oka—

Jasmine: *plays serenely amidst the garbage and decay*
Cleanbot, you are a filth wizard.
And then more things went amiss:

Mr. Shrieky: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE COFFEE BUSH IS ON FIRE

Yes. The coffee bush is indeed on fire.

But luckily there was a witch on hand to extinguish the fire. And then it caught on fire two more times before the thunderstorm ended.



Knut is still around, as you can see. And still desperate to befriend a Fritter.

He lost his chance of befriending Willow after a game of tag in the hot sun, because she ran inside the gate to have heatstroke.

Almond to the rescue again. There's a Hydrobot in the yard that I had her make after Eustace caught on fire and burned to death several generations ago, but I never remember to have anyone turn it on.

Tiny Butler grew up and is no longer a tiny butler. Now she is a rather melancholy-looking child.

Kriemhild: *rubbernecks*

Then this wolf showed up, and peed so much that weeds sprouted.

Kriemhild and her one nice point followed Jasmine around trying to torment her for awhile, but Jasmine and her four nice points turned it back around on her big sister. Go Jasmine!

Zola made sandwiches for herself and Crystal.
Almond didn't get a sandwich, but invited herself to the table anyway.

Almond's age: *is still funny*


Lurky O'Spectral: Sssssuuuuuupppppppppp.

Kriemhild: Holy crap! I still have fingers!

Holy crap, you're gorgeous. *__*
I sent her to the bowling alley for no reason. No reason at all. >_>

Carmilla: Hey, hot stuff! You're not a vampire, but I'd still hit it. Hard.
Shannon: Hey, baby. Call me sometime, I'd love to howl at your full moon.

Trying to seem cool, Kriemhild cozies up to the first cute stranger she sees and proceeds to share some juicy gossip.
About her baby sister.
Kriemhild: My little sister, Willow? She brushes her teeth with a Power Rangers toothbrush!
Ginger von Reddress: Ha! How juvenile!
Which is fitting, cuz Willow is like eight, you guys. 8|

Almond: Aww, lookit you, whosa cutie! Whosa cutie!
Kriemhild: Haha, stop! I have to pee!

Tiny Gengar: *lurks*

Oh, yeah. They still have a banana tree.

Almond: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is a bad book and you should feel bad for liking it.
Crystal: *mumbles* I'll spit in your sandwich next time, see if I don't.

Zola and Crystal thoughtfully crammed into the smallest room in the house for makeouts.

Jasmine: Momma! Momma, I got an A+! Momma! ...Aren't you proud of me, Momma?
Momma: It's not that I'm not proud, sweetie! It's just that I'm late for Black Ops.

One of Kriemhild's turnons is robots.
Picture unrelated. >_>

Knut's been coming around for so many years now that Miss Pretty considers him 'Mine'.
In Miss Pretty terms, that means he's exempt from the promise of throat-ripping if he touches her!

Willow: Agh. Overlord? Help? D:

D8 EVEN I CAN'T HELP YOU NOW, WILLOW

But once the terrifying Lovecraftian graphic glitches receded, Willow looked like herself again, and I sent her and Kriemhild to a new lot I wanted to test!

The latest of Afterwards's many restaurants. I've built a lot of them. I'm not sure why, since I never ever ever send sims out to eat. Or really anywhere else either. This one's based very, very loosely on a real place Pooklet told me about.

After sampling China Nasty's chirashi, which is not Chinese food, Willow expressed her approval by farting on the bar. Willow farts a lot.


Jasmine has no cooking points, but produces perfect muffins every time. Probably to stick it to Kriemhild.

Kriemhild: Now, tell me honestly, am I your best friend?
Willow: Of course you are! ...One of two.
It's actually one of five. Willow has proven herself to be a very successful popularity sim.

Kriemhild: Given time, I will usurp the position of first-best friend.
Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of unnecessary competition*

Zola: So, I was thinking about that thing we saw in that porno the other night and wondering if maybe you wanted to—
Crystal: I would love to have this conversation later, when it's not a pathetically transparent attempt to distract me.

Tiny Gengar: *still lurks*

Willow: Soon.
Jasmine: Don't even think about it.

Source of Willow's endless farting: Crystal.

Uh. Almond, you know Crystal just farted there, right?
Almond: Baby I know.

Jasmine: Ohhhh, yo ho ho and a bottle of pineapple Faygo!

Almond: ...and remember, never use handcuffs without a safe word!

Holy shit, I want one of those.

Zola is pretty. And I forgot to put a ceiling in the China Nasty.

Crystal: A shiny Caterpie? 8D
Almond: Eh. It's still a Caterpie.

Jasmine: Whoa... where... where am I? No more pineapple Faygo binges for me.

HI BARON, HOW YOU DOING? TERRIFYING? AWESOME.

Willow: Everybody get out, I need to sponge bathe!
No, you need to go to school, you stinky jerk.

Zola: Haha! The kitchen is ours again!

Almond: And grilled cheese is... um... magnificent.
Crystal: DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS? 8D

Crystal: Killer conversation. See you later, alligator!
Almond: Zola! Hello. Hold still, you've got some lint on your boobs.
Zola: Okay. Why were you talking to my wife, though?

Willow: I JUST... CAN'T... SHED... THE STINK! *sob*
Jasmine: So take a goddamn shower, drama queen, we have like six bathrooms!
Four. But she's right. No one is using a single one of them right now, Willow.

Miss Pretty: One day I will eat your liver, with onions.
Onions are bad for cats, Miss Pretty. How about some fava beans and a nice Chianti instead?
Miss Pretty: I don't like Chianti.

Jasmine grew up!

She's cute, but she's not in the heir running because she's much younger than the other two. Willow was born a day after Kriemhild, and I'm too impatient to wait for Tiny Butler to catch up.

Jasmine: *asserts her dominance anyway*
Kriemhild: Nice technique. I prefer to choke them a little harder, but you've got the right idea.
Willow: HELP


Crystal composes a soundtrack for, well, you know what.

Kriemhild: Hey, it's my birthday! Awesome! Wait... college though...

Oh Kriemhild my poor sweetheart

Kriemhild: BAWWWW HOW WILL I GET A HIGH-POWERED EXECUTIVE JOB NOWWWWWW
Could you stop crying just for a sec, so we can see what you look like?

Kriemhild: Ugh. Kay.
O__O Thanks.

The most easily fulfilled want she rolled post-breakdown was to make a wish, so I sent her to do so.
Kriemhild: Can you give me peace of mind?
Genie: Sure. Hold still.

Then I sent her to scope for hotties at the reliable old bowling alley. I'm not choosing an heir until I see adult Willow, but it can't hurt to start mate-hunting early.

Kriemhild: Zillah is HOT!
And off-limits.
Kriemhild: What? Why?!
I'd tell you, but that's the end of the update 8D

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did u get those bat wings
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i wish jasmine was in the running because of her melancholy butler face and her poofy hair but also willow!! and kriemhild is suuuper gorgeous. ooh and also the promise of robots?? y.
also also i like ur restaurant O__O
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/whispers
most likely i will keep jasmine around awhile cuz this is the last generation and all! well second-last. she rolled romance so it's not like she'll be moving anyone in most likely
ty o__o
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So about these bat wings; is it an actual thing now for ts2? I was going to convert some from ILTS ages ago but I don't know how to do accessories yet and so now it looks like I don't have to! :D
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They're by dedital sheep bower, that's where ILTS originally converted them from! But I fixed up the mesh a bit since it was the old style where they were all separate packages unnecessarily, and stopped it flashing blue. I'll post it up if you'd like :D
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-06 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)And Knut is still my star of this legacy :3
Also, that Gengar, omg there are Pokémon plushies(?) for this game??
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That Gengar is just something I made, I actually don't know if there's other Pokemon plushies about! I know there's a playable Pikachu in the depths of MTS, but I'm pretty sure its mesh is unavailable now. :(
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-09 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)....did you, by any chance, make a Drifloon one too?
I love ghost Pokémon, I'm so happy whenever I spot any in your pictures X3
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Ghost types are my favorite type, overwhelmingly. I'm glad seeing them in my pictures makes you happy, I love slipping them in there!
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