Fritter: 7.3

[azaya]

So I guess now I'm playing again a lot which means a lot of Fritters!


Harriet: I don't trust this Almond person.


Almond: Eesh, kid. Your Pokémon skills need work.


Cosmo: Hmm, these fascinating towels are so very... fascinating.


Regina: The way you follow me from room to room is so sweet.


Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of the way her frame matches Winona's hair*


Cameo: Oh hey, yeah, didn't I give birth to you or something? *best friends*


Cosmo: Oh yeah, aren't you my sister's kid or something? *best friends*

Magenta: Score.


Miss Pretty: I tire of these antics, cretin! Put me down at once.


Magenta: I don't feel very safe here, do you?

Chelsea: Nope. Let's go outside.


Chelsea: Bleghehehhhh!

Magenta: Eww, stop it!


Chelsea: BLEGHEHEHHHH!

Magenta: STOP IT, ASSHOLE!


Almond: Shyeah, Camy, you show Sabrina who's boss!


Cosmo: Yessss, these tits are all mine.


Cosmo: Hey guys, sup. Just gonna sit down riiiight here, next to my wife, Regina, to whom I am wed and will defend with a swarm of bees if necessary.

Almond: Psh. You maybe be Failoser's spawn but you couldn't shoot a swarm of dust mites, kid. I ain't scared of you.

Regina: *levels her Espeon*


Winona: I feel more able and ready to deal with fires now.

I'm sorry, I had no idea you lived in fear of that.


Regina: *is cute*


Cosmo: *concurs*


Cameo: *gets her howl on*


The karaoke machine still exists, of course. Some people have forsaken it for the synth or the violin downstairs, but not Almond! Almond is loyal. Just not to her wife.


Well, if anyone was gonna get a sunburn at night, it would be paper-white Fairuza, it's true.


Almond: I wonder whatever happened to that kid who was always coming over. I haven't seen him for awhile!

That's because you don't go outside. He still comes over all the time.




Cameo: ...and to really succeed in the cutthroat world of finance, you gotta be a predator, you gotta be a... a... tiger!

Huh. And I was expecting you to say 'wolf'.

Cameo: Why would you do that?


Are you taking out the fact that you're in pain on an innocent child?

Fairuza: Whaaaat? No! We're just playing a friendly game of bounce-the-grandchild-off-the-ceiling!

You have a curious definition of 'friendly'.

Harriet: Wheeeeeeee!


Fairuza: Excellent, the giving of milk has earned me her trust. My plan inches toward completion.

With all due respect, you're way too senile to make any kind of 'plan' these days.


Harriet: Can everyone see those sparkly blue things, or just me?


Miss Pretty: Yes, good. Keep restraining that baby human spawn, lest it come for me in the night.


Magenta: Whuh? Fuh? Must... grab... Miss... Pretty... zzzzz.


Almond: Splish splash, what a nice bath!

Harriet: NO. I hate water. It's balls.


Miss Pretty: *judges Cosmo's performance and finds it lacking*




...WHAT.

I DID NOT SANCTION THIS.


Regina: Good thing I'm already engaged, or this would be really awkward.

You mean 'married'. Good thing you're already married.

Regina: Who're you, again?


Almond: Regina's so hot when she's existing!


No wonder you're always pregnant.


You know exactly where this is going, don't you?

Good, because I forgot to screencap the aftermath. /o\


Cameo: AHHHHGHDGHJREGFGL I HATE TINKERIIIING *++ tinkering*

Shower: *explodes with delight*


Regina: I just think we could spice things up a bit, you know? What about some fur-lined handcuffs?

Cosmo: You mean... my moves aren't doing it for you anymore? ;~;


Almond: SLEEP TALKERS ARE CHEAP BUILDS FOR CHEAP PLAYERS!

Chelsea: And yet you can't take the satisfaction of this win from me.


Regina: *is still cute*


The toilet: *explodes with merriment*


All the greatest composers worked in their underwear!


Regina: Whoa. This is some steamy shit.

Chelsea: *tries not to notice her mom is reading 50 Shades of Grey*


Harriet grew up! She's cute.


Magenta: Hmm, yes, I see why Aunt Regina was so enthralled by this. It's intriguing.

Winona: My inner goddess is all aquiver!


Regina: GASP!

Fuck. I was hoping it was just irritable bowels earlier.


Regina: Aww, hi, baby! I love you!

Aww. Okay. That's cute, I guess.




Cosmo: *takes a magical shit*


Fairuza: ...and I wouldn't recommend waiting til the last class before it's due to do it, but I will say that it can be done. If you try hard and believe in yourself.

Chelsea: Whoa, paper, slow down! You're gonna tear my arm off!


Chelsea: DAD! DADDADDAD! LOOK DAD I GOT AN A+ AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME DADDY?!

Cosmo: That's great, sweetiepie! I'm just gonna keep looking at your mom though, you know how it is.


Magenta: I don't trust Nana Almond. No reason. It's just a feeling I have.

Your instincts are good, young padawan.


I'm not going to caption this with whatever Fairuza's really thinking, because it's a sweet picture and I don't wanna spoil it. XD


Chelsea: Hey, look!

O__O

Chelsea: I just had a birthday!

O__O

Chelsea: What do you think?

O__O


Chelsea: Well?

O_______________________O *tiny squeak of delight*


Harriet: Nana taught me how to do my homework!

Magenta: Yeah... did she tell you that thing about getting it done the class before? Don't try it.


Harriet: What're they doing, Overlord?

I don't even know. Just keep walking.


Regina and Cosmo: We don't quite know what to think about this Chelsea character.

Almond: The fuck?


Cosmo for fuck's sake.

Cosmo: What? I'm not even doing anything. Sheesh!


Winona: Harriet I love you but I loathe your presence in this bathroom I GOTTA GO

I would feel more sympathy if there weren't two available bathrooms you're choosing to ignore.


Regina: Hey, look! Fairuza's making it snow!

Cosmo: I think you mean making it rain.

I think you're both wrong.


Cosmo: Man, you remember our first time? We were so young and vestal then, we were probably really bad at it.

Regina: Haha, yeah...


Almond: Hey, hot stuff.

Regina: This is a private conversation.

Cosmo: *notices not a damn thing*


Magenta: *is her father's child*


Almond: Get out, I'm reading in here.

Magenta: It's okay, Nana Almond, I already read that book. I learned all about my inner goddess.


But she did get out, because she had to go have a birthday! What a cutie.


Almond: Whatever. If they don't like that I'm reading terribly-written bondage porn in here, they can leave.

Regina: Hey, everyone? I think my water just broke...


Chelsea: *is at the table*

O____________________O

Chelsea: Why do you keep doing that?

O____________________O

Chelsea: It's weirding me out, man.

Sorry. O________O


And then Regina had the baby but first hOLY FUCK NO, COSMO, NO

NEVER


Particularly since this is only kid number three. He's cute, though. His name's Omri.


And with his arrival, Harriet has decided to imitate Titanic. While Chelsea, of course, stands in the middle looking like the princess she goddamn is.

Comments

[lovelyxwow]

Ugh this family is just asdfghkl;. I am totally curious as to how the stalking is just literally passed on between generations.

PS--Chelsea? Whoa.

[azaya]

Lol, I am curious about this also! I guess it's in their genetics or something. I blame Almond.

[angieshade]

gosh I WONDER who the next heir is gonna be :|a

and awww, what a cute little accident babby. XD

[azaya]

IT IS A MYSTERY

Yeah, if he had to be born I'm glad he's cute at least! /shallow

[permelia]

I guffawed at so many things!

I <3 you for all the 50 Shades references, because hee!!

And Chelsea is a total babe. I WONDER WHAT IS IN STORE FOR HER. >_>

[azaya]

Excellent 8D

I CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT IS IN STORE FOR HER. Certainly not one Greer Skoglund, of course. >_>

[drewsims]

Ugh Chelsea is gorgey omg.

[azaya]

I knowww omg ;~; thank you

[currantpotpie]

Omg, everything made me laugh out loud.

'Winona: I feel more able and ready to deal with fires now.
I'm sorry, I had no idea you lived in fear of that.'

I always found this weird too. Sim fears might have been an interesting feature to add. I don't even know if it's in TS3 or not. Fear of fire, water, etc...hmm. *investigates*

[azaya]

8D then I have been successful! Hooray!

That would've been interesting, yeah! Maybe it's incorporated into TS3, I have no idea.

[aquilegia]

I nth all of the O_________O about Chelsea. Dang!

[azaya]

Omg, right? I spend most of my playing time going O_______________O at her these days.

[(Anonymous)]

Are those sheep on Winona's pjs? Aww, isn't she just the most adorable thing!
...and a naked girl eating eyeballs on Chelsea's shirt? Not sure if want.

I have to admit, I kinda miss Knut too ;-; I've always kinda hoped he would become a member of the family too

[azaya]

I actually have no idea! I think they're fuzzy animals of some sort, but I'm not sure which sort.

*peers* oh, I guess she is naked! I didn't even notice.

(this is top-secret but I may or may not be planning to marry him in at some point, shhhh >_>)

[neuroticrobotic]

*SQUEAK* How is it that all the Fritterlings are so beautiful? HOW?
I will always cackle at overzealous plumbing. Always. No exceptions.

[azaya]

I don't even knowwww, probably because Pooklet's face templates! Maybe.

Overzealous plumbing begets cackling, it's true! 8D

[(Anonymous)]

Heads over heels with the new "batch" of fritters. The legacy is awesome!

[azaya]

Thank you so much!

[(Anonymous)]

Could you tell where you found the clothing for your two gorgeous teenagers? Thanks you sweetie :) !

[azaya]

Unfortunately both of those outfits are unreleased at the moment, sorry to say!

[(Anonymous)]

Did you make them? i wish they were released :(