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Fritter: 7.1
Hello again! I do not have much babbling to put here so let's just get to the relevant Fritter babbling.
Rozz: So... you're an adult now, eh? Ready to pass on the family name and whatnot. Hold still, there's something on your shoulder.
Cameo: Is it a bee? D8
Cameo: GRANDDAD, WHAT THE BALLS
Cameo: WHAT THE BALLS
Cameo: Ugh, I am gonna go through so much shaving cream now. Anyway, did you get the bee?
Rozz: What bee?
Cameo: I guess this isn't all bad. Thanks to my new werewolf senses I crush at Need for Speed!
But Cameo realizes she may have a bit of difficulty attracting a mate on her own, seeing as many people are turned off by masses of fur and sharp fangs.
Cameo: No, you just said I couldn't use FurryMate.com!
And I stand by that statement.
Cameo: Ahh, the sweet scent of destiny approaching!
Camy randomized bi, and since the matchmaker doesn't have a 'random' option, I flipped a coin when the matchmaker showed up. Turns out we're looking for a dude.
Cameo: Ooh, is he pretty? I hope he's pretty. Make him pretty! And tall and dashing, with long flowing hair I can yank on!
The matchmaker, in all her usual wisdom, delivers.
Cameo: Um, can we try again? I think I might have to call this one a loss.
Cameo: Sigh... well, you're not tall, or terribly pretty, and you've got short hair, but you're still a step up. Okay, make your pitch.
Ginger Plaidshirtington: I've got some fur-lined handcuffs in my pocket.
Cameo: GO ON. 8D
Cameo: I'm not even gonna ask you why you've got handcuffs in your pocket. I'm just going to say that I've got a bedpost you can hook 'em onto.
Ginger Plaidshirtington: You don't say. OwO
The way to a half-alien werewolf girl's heart: BDSM gear, evidently.
And by 'heart' I mean, well, you can see what I mean.
Yes, that's her moms' bed. I ain't even mad. This family can't get more boundary-crossing than they already are, short of being the Withers.
Almond: So, Rozz. Did I ever tell you in exquisite detail that I kicked the crap out of Fairuza over fifty times?
Rozz: Yep. But tell me again.
Fairuza: *bides her time*
Cameo: Oh, great. He's one of those.
Ginger Plaidshirtington: Hi. *breathes heavily*
Ginger, whose name is actually Jonathan: PFFAHAHAHAHA! RECYCLING BINS, YOU SO FUNNY!
Oh, great. He's one of those.
Fairuza: I mean, I almost didn't watch Legend of Korra! I was that hurt by the way Bryke mocked us and shattered our dreams. Zutara would have been so beautiful!
Rozz: I wish I was anywhere but here.
Death: What a lucky coincidence.
Rozz: Is that a banananananana daiquiri? 8D
Cosmo: POOR MISS PRETTY, SHE'LL BE HEARTBROKEN
Miss Pretty: Stop ignoring me, Death, you coward! Our battle is foretold! You cannot escape me forever!
Cameo: If Death was still here, I'd punch its lights out for taking my grandpa!
I take it you've forgiven him for wolfing you up, then?
Cameo: No, I wasn't done being mad at him yet!
Touching.
Anyways, since Rozz died, his twin Valor has to go too.
Valor: What? No! But I never even got an update! No one got a chance to see my meticulously-decorated house! No one got to see me and Florence grow old together!
Yeah, cuz none of those things happened. Enjoy the afterlife, bro.
The twins in the crypt, before I sent them to the mausoleum in the public cemetery. It's become handier to keep everyone there.
Cosmo: WEHHHH, DEATH IS INEVITABLE AND COMES FOR US ALLLLLLLLL
What's the matter, Camy?
Cameo: This skirt's too tight around my tail.
Cosmo: Hooray! At last I'm an adult, autonomous and in charge of my own destiny.
Wrong.
But cute! I love that huge honking nose. Ugh, heir choice is gonna be hard.
Almond: Heyyy, you grew up into quite the bombshell. ...Is what I'd say if you were a girl, anyway.
But Cosmo didn't notice her inappropriate, creepy compliments, because he was too broken-hearted that he'd missed out on his chance to go to college. Bro, it'll be okay! Just sign up for online school!
Cosmo: NONE OF THEM OFFER MY MAJORRRRRRR
Fairuza: Whatever, I know how to fix this.
Fairuza: Now go curse your feelings out.
Instead, Cosmo goes mate-scouting. And creepily, is attracted to the same woman his mother once attempted to woo.
It goes no better this time around.
Cosmo: Hey, baby.
Carmilla: Eww, what are you? A witch? You're not a vampire! I only date vampires.
He has better luck with this precious creature, whose name is Regina.
Also, yes, Cosmo went to look for a girlfriend at the cemetery. Don't hate.
What could be more romantic than waltzing in the mausoleum containing five generations' worth of your ancestors? Not a damn thing, that's what.
Regina agrees.
Good show, face templates. Good. Show.
Cameo: This is some bullshit here. Cosmo gets to go downtown and look for a girlfriend, but I have to stay and dig holes in the rain?
Don't blame me, you're the one who lost your iPhone out here.
She didn't find it, but she did find something better.
Cameo: "Better"? Do you know what an iPhone costs?!
Probably a lot less than the fucking buried treasure you just dug up, whiner.
Cameo: Oh, crap. Good thing it's in a waterproof case.
Cosmo: *does The Creep*
And this is his bedroom. He's heir, by the way. Just to change it up a little. Plus, dat nose.
Cameo: You know what's awesome? Kissing.
Cosmo: I concur.
Cameo: Another thing that's awesome is lube, because it—
LET'S SEE WHAT FAIRUZA'S DOING.
Not much, I see.
Disapproving Frog: *is present, and disapproves of it*
Regina: So then I backpacked around Europe for a year, but what I really enjoy is playing with balls.
Cosmo: Go on. OwO
She did.
Sure, it's a little fast. But why not? She's cute and fertile, and in a legacy that's all you need.
Regina didn't really need a makeover, but I gave her one anyway because I enjoy it.
Whoa, why you mad? You two have literally never met.
Regina: JUST GOING ON THE DEFENSIVE.
Cameo: Money, money, how can I get more money? Perhaps if I were to start some sort of internet pyramid scheme...
You're making a great impression on your new future sister-in-law.
Regina: Really, I'm more concerned about the fact that she's covered in fur D8
Baron: Are you studying how to conjure me a delicious snack?
Almond: THE SINKS ARE UPRISING! INTO THE BUNKERS!
Regina: Whoa, I didn't know you could do that with bananas.
I hope she means bananas foster.
This looks innocent. It's not. You'll see.
Are you contemplating something wicked?
Fairuza: Depends on your definition of 'wicked'.
Oh.
Why are you thinking about Regina while getting out of the shower? D8
Cameo: Relax. I was just thinking I needed to tell her she can use my shampoo if she wants.
Well, you can't blame me for being anxious.
Cameo: *is clearly interested in someone else*
Jonathan: What's up?
Cameo: Get down here and pleasure me is what.
Jonathan: I am so down with that.
He's a cutie. Good choice, Cameo.
By the way, she's heir too. This is almost surely not a terrible choice I will soon come to regret. 8D
Regina, wanting to put her new cooking points to use, made grilled cheese.
Winona: Hmm. This isn't as good as my grilled cheese, but it is... acceptable.
From Winona, that's practically a 'well done'.
What the hell game are you playing?
Cosmo is a conflicted warlock.
Cameo: You're still here?
Cameo: Might as well put our time to good use, then.
Jonathan: Hee!
Cosmo: That fascinating poster is... so fascinating!
This has not worked when anyone else has done it. It's not gonna work for you, either.
Cosmo: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Fairuza: The fuck is happening to me?
Old age is what.
Winona: *notices nothing*
Cosmo: Hmmm. This windowsill needs sanding.
Not. Fooling. Anyone.
Miss Pretty: Like me, you are covered in fur. I feel that perhaps we could be allies.
Fairuza: What smells like death?
Cleanbot went haywire.
Well that was fast, not that I'm complaining!
Because Fritters must be legitimate, they got hitched a little sooner than they'd been planning. In a lavish, spare-no-expense ceremony, no less.
Regina: Is Cosmo looking?
No, why?
Oh.
Regina: AHHHHHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFF
Downstairs, Winona has a birthday! She's still got it.
Miss Pretty: The blonde one is swollen with offspring. I must prepare for the invasion.
Cosmo: *stares* OwO
'Cosmo: My hot wife is a work of art!
Cosmo: You are the most beautiful person I've ever seen. Like, ever.
Regina: Mmm, yes. Your compliments please me.
Almond: My, it certainly is a lovely day to stand innocently in the kitchen and not look behind me!
Fairuza: Wrong.
Almond: Hey, congrats on fertilizing Regina's eggs!
Cosmo: I'm leaving.
Fairuza: That's what you get for making my boy uncomfortable!
Almond: Ugh, I'm so glad I finally got away from her.
'Fairuza: Still wrong.
Almond: I really do not care for this Fairuza character!
Zion Straight: Wow, hey! How great it is to see straight people being straight! Right on!
Jonathan: This would be awkward if I weren't so focused on kissing Cameo in a minute.
Fairuza: This would be awkward if I had any intention of looking away from the computer screen.
Baron: Why hello!
Miss Pretty: murder
Death: Hey. You ready?
Baron: As long as there's treats in the afterlife.
Ah, shit.
Regina: Did you say something?
Almond: Not a thing!
The family: *clusters for the birth*
Jonathan: *is still here*
And this is the newest Fritter, Chelsea!
Isn't she just the most precious button?
Regina: Welcome to the family, honey. It's... a little strange.
Chelsea: You don't say.
k bye.
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Also, Withers mention! 8D <33333
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Always. Withers fan 4 lyfe. <33333
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Oh, Almond....poor dear. : P
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Yeah, I suppose it was only a matter of time before Almond remembered her mission to seduce someone else's spouse. XD
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I share your love for Cosmo's nose, ok. It's adorable.
I can't wait to see all the other bbs, and Chelsea's liddo face is eeeeee! 8D
I'm sorry to bother, but I have to ask how you managed to shift the paintings down the wall in this picture? For some reason, only the normal sized easels shift for me.
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No bother at all! Sorry for taking so long to answer, I haven't been feeling very well lately. Yeah, I can't shift the mini ones the usual way either! I ended up using SilentLucidity's below-ground and regular shiftable OMSPs to get them to the right heights. :>
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And thank you! The short answer as to why my game is pretty is 'Pooklet', to be honest. XD
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Also, Chelsea's little face is unreasonably adorable. Ohmygoodness. <3
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Yeah I am a bit unreasonably attached to Chelsea already, ngl. <3
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(Anonymous) 2012-08-09 04:35 am (UTC)(link)so adorbsss!
and as always, your sims are the cutest and your decorating style is amazing. :3
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Thank you so much. <3