azaya | Fritter: 5.4

Yeah, I know this is a little sooner than usual, but counting this one I'm almost five updates ahead and I want to get the next couple up before I forget where I was going with them, heh. /o\ But if you enjoy the Fritters I suppose that is good news, since it means there should be no shortage of them for awhile!

This, by which I mean Rozz caring for the new kid while Valor looks at himself in the mirror, was not a fluke.

For some reason Valor and Florence almost entirely forgot their new kids existed, while Rozz and Sheldon were like "BABIES! 8D" and stepped in, meanwhile ignoring their own new child.

How can they ignore that face, though? ;~;

Eustace: Don't let my playfulness fool you; I know my grandma just died.

Eustace: I'm just trying to siiiiing the pain awaaaaaay!

Tierney: Crap. You're gonna have to sing a little longer, kid.

Tierney: Now, my pain, on the other hand, is amply soothed by this drink.

Tierney: Aw crap, outside the gate again. :<

Rozz's pain at the passing of both of his mothers within ten minutes of each other is ameliorated by Sheldon's tongue.

Farley: Intriguing.

After the tragic double-whammy of Bilquis and Tierney's deaths, Winona grows up! And I fail to get a picture of her makeover.

No reason. I felt like taking Rozz's picture a lot this update.

Notice the positions of the new twins, or rather, the lack thereof. Farley is only just visible behind Theda, and Embeth is nowhere on the screen at all. This is a pretty accurate summary of this stage of their lives.

Viz.

Almond: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Rozz: Nana Almond, we're playing chess, not Dungeons and Dragons.

Sheldon: *circumvents the child block on the porn sites*

Ordinarily I don't cap chance cards, but this one kind of left me going "What the fuck?" So I did.

Also, yes, I locked that want. You know which one. Don't judge me.

I guess the paparazzi like Fancy Feast.

Sheldon: *is still looking at internet porn*

Valor: *gets ideas*

Sheldon: *rejects those ideas*

Valor tried to smooch him. It was autonomous, which is why I locked that want, because Valor seems determined to do it on his own.

Valor: Jeez, bro, why you mad?

Sheldon: WHY DO YOU THINK

Sheldon: But I forgive you. Let's hug and make up.

Oh, what the hell, I'll just say it. "And I jizzed - in - my pants."

But despite Valor's apparent wandering eye, he is really quite in love with Florence, so as soon as Sheldon was out of his sight he went and attached his lips to her again.

Sheldon: Hey, Rozz, do you mind if I just kind of... stand near you, for awhile? To deter, um... people.

Rozz: You can stand by me forever. OwO

Florence remembers that children exist! Unfortunately, neither of these two are hers. So close and yet so far.

Cuddle Wars IX: Son of Cuddle Wars.

I knew sims could autonomously potty train toddlers, but I didn't know they could autonomously teach them to walk and talk. Given that this is Almond, it seems ominous to me.

This happens

constantly. Triple bolters.

Sheldon: Hmm, those books are good books. They're fascinating books. And I'm looking at them and not at all my hot werewolf husband.

Rozz: *senses Sheldon's presence and begins to dream of lube*

Sheldon: Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up. You're just so good-looking.

Rozz: It's okay. As long as you apologize with your wiener. ;D

...Rozz, where did your fur go?

Sheldon: Yeah, where did your fur go?

Theda: DADS! I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE! D8

Sheldon: *types* It is... a good idea... to make out ... with your stock broker...

Miss Pretty: How dare you?

How dare I what?

Miss Pretty: You know.

Oh. That. Well, no one was feeding them, so I gave them the means to feed themselves.

Miss Pretty: I do not care about that! What I care about is that that is MY KIBBLE. It belongs to ME.

Believe it or not, this is Theda. She grew up. So did Eustace. I failed at getting pictures of their makeovers too.

Valor: *macks on Florence*

Farley: Fascinating!

Florence: Can you say 'high chair'? Go on, Farley, 'high chair'. Hiiiiiigh chaaaaair...

Farley: Ha chayah!

Florence: Aww, who's mommy's good boy? Who is?

Valor: *stares, it's no big deal* OwO

Both of my heirs are kinda stare-y, honestly.

Belatedly, Winona's child makeover. She's adorable and has already stolen my heart entirely, probably at least in part because she is blue and ginger.

And very self-sufficient.

Baked Alaska: *gleams in the sun*

And here's teen Theda! She rolled Romance, so I dragged out a wishing well for her to wish for love as a change of pace from the matchmaker.

Maybe I should've gone with the matchmaker after all D8 Theda, you're too young to be kissing adults.

Theda: It's okay, she's a college student. I saw her student ID.

I don't believe you, but instead of pursuing the issue I'm just going to gaze. *___*

In pursuit of finding Theda a more age-appropriate girlfriend, I had her call Velma. And what do you know: Theda's up for it.

Theda: Yeah, and I have a little sister Winona now...

Velma: You are SO HOT. 8O

Mission accomplished.

The twins grew up! And I actually managed to get pictures of them. Farley transitioned into that scarf outfit and I just let him keep it, it's hilariously inappropriate for the desert but most of their clothes are.

Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of Farley's failure to dress for the climate*

Embeth! Who is cute, but I'm having difficulty finding a look I like for her.

And who is 100% a Fritter.

Meanwhile, Almond creeps on Florence through art.

Almond: Maybe someday she'll let me draw her like one of my French girls. 8>

Lorelei: Theda is SO HOT!

Awk. And here's why: Lorelei is Velma's younger sister. Way to creep on your big sister's girlfriend, Lo!

Another chance card I capped because, frankly, it just baffled me. Also, he'll cheat, of course! He's a Fritter. Fritters do whatever the hell they want to, because they live in a giant mansion and have more money than God.

But cheaters never prosper and suchlike.

Winona, meanwhile, continues being my favorite.

Oh, here's teen Eustace, finally. He likes Lorelei. I don't think she's noticed he exists yet.

Winona: *is a scurry alien*

Lorelei: *is charmed*

The older kids get to help teach the younger ones to do shit, because god knows their parents won't.

Theda: Yeah, so basically just write down whatever. At your age teachers don't even care if you get it right, they just wanna see answers written down.

Though if you could stop trying to sabotage your younger cousins' educations, Theda, that'd be great.

Valor: And always remember, a negative times a negative is a positive!

Farley: Dad, if I promise to never, ever skip my homework for the rest of my life, will you please put on some pants?

Huh. I guess Rozz has maxed his enthusiasm in Makeouts.

Farley: WHY ARE THEY HAVING FUN WITHOUT MEEEEEEE

Hey Bilquis, sup.

Bilquis: Not much. Dead.

Embeth: My biggest rival for attention and praise seems to be Winona. I must dispose of her.

Bilquis: Hey! No! In this family we do not plot to off our relatives!

Florence: *does not find Almond very attractive*

Almond: *is not present*

Farley: Yay, I get to mop up my pee!

Embeth: What smells like failure?

Valor: *rocks out*

Florence: *is unimpressed*

Miss Pretty: What the devil is this porcelain contraption?

Miss Pretty: Oh, I see. It is for the disposal of wastes. But how do I bury them? There is no sand!

She figured it out eventually, which was good, since I kept forgetting to tell people to clean her litterbox.

Eustace: Oh man, I hope no one sees me dancing.

I feel the same way whenever I dance!

Rozz: *is a vicious, threatening werewolf*

Sheldon: Well, aren't you precious!

Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of Theda taking dancing so seriously*

That is not how you be cousins holy shit

Aww, shy sim dancing :> Wait, you weren't doing this before. Are you suddenly shy because of Eustace? 8|

Florence: ...And then Malfoy was like, "I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocket ship."

A Public Service Announcement from Sheldon Fritter:

Sheldon: Rozz is hot.

This has been a Public Service Announcement from Sheldon Fritter.

Winona: I'm blue because I'm from space, Nana Almond! Why are you blue?

Almond: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask about that... isn't your dad green?