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Fritter: 5.3
Counting this one, I am still three full updates and most of a fourth ahead /o\ Which I guess leaves me a buffer if I wander off to play with real-life dolls for a month or three but damn, self, step up the updating.
Instead of with werewolf stalking, as the banner would suggest, we begin with Almond, making a sandcastle.
If you have BV and play beach lots, you know this is only the first of many. :\
Bilquis: SHE'S GONE! *leaps into arms with delight*
Tierney: Yeah! Shit, why did we bring her anyway?
Because I'm terrible and thought it would be funny to see what happened if Almond, Tierney, and a beer keg were thrown togethe— I mean, because of family togetherness! 8D
Almond: At last, I've finished! This shall be the small but prosperous land of Castlelandia, and I shall rule it justly and well.
Almond: PSYCH!
Tierney: Poor fallen Castlelandia. Perhaps I can make it great again...
Almond: Oh, let me help. OwO
Almond: This is the best! Man, we're rich as shit, we should have a beach built at home.
Unfortunately, my poor laptop has only onboard graphics and can't display shorelines correctly, or y'all probably would've had a beach house to live in from the first.
Almond: Cheapskate!
Bilquis: This is so relaxing! I should go snorkeling later...
Tierney: *patiently rebuilds Castlelandia to its former glory*
Bilquis: I should get me some of those fancy goggles like bikers wear!
Tierney: *has the best beach towel ever*
Almond: I concur. Hey Tierney, sit up so I can see the rest of it!
Tierney: *ignores*
Oh, good. They've discovered the beer.
Almond: Yep.
Well one of you needs to put your cup down for a second and go greet this local, I will want those genes down the line!
They missed her. ;~;
Bilquis: Tierney, listen, I can burp the alphabet! A... B... C...
Tierney: I'm very aroused.
Damn, I guess she wasn't kidding.
Then I sent them all to a community lot since they are, after all, on vacation.
Almond: WHEEEEEEEE
And here's another local! Everyone on Pincushion Island is a werewolf, the island itself being a very small closed community for werewolves who moved there because they got tired of their treatment on the mainland. The only reason the Fritters are allowed to visit it is because they have werewolves in the family.
I guess those were really good flapjacks.
Almond: Boy, everyone's so furry around here.
Tierney: You have no tact. :|
Kiss ALL the creepy inlaws!
Almond: Well! How nice!
Then I sent them to the Chuck Range. It was originally going to be a gun range, but I couldn't get that to work properly, so instead it's full of things to chuck at targets.
Which is more fun anyway, I think. I mean, come on, axes,
and knives!
Back home, Tierney pushes the limits of appropriate dinner conversation, going by the looks on Almond and Bilquis's faces.
Castlelandia, restored to its former glory.
Not much else happened on their vacation, but since I was mostly just testing out the island and its lots, that's no surprise.
And who's the first person we see upon our return? Why, Knut, of course! That's no surprise, either.
Knut: I know, let's play cops and robbers! Bang, bang!
Eustace: No, there are gun control laws for a reason!
Miss Pretty: I tire of your attempts to invade my lands! I will give you til the count of ten to run, and then I chase. To kill.
Bilquis: I can't put my finger on it, but something seems different about Rozz these days.
Almond, what did you tell that child?
This seems ominous.
Almond: Fuck yeah, rock! Take that,
Theda: Man, come on, I'm like nine years old! It's not that big an accomplishment to beat me at rock paper scissors!
Almond: YOU CANNOT TAKE THE SATISFACTION FROM ME.
And now for something completely different. This is the drive-in I built, forgetting at the time that I have psychosim's post-apocalyptic static TV channels. So sims can sit in their cars and watch... static.
Anyway, this is why we're here! Valor was really insistent about having sex in public so off he and Florence went to do so.
Valor: That was as good as I'd always hoped it would be!
Florence: Hee. :>
Rubbernecker: *rubbernecks*
Alfred: Hey guys, what's going on in this corner?
This is Alfred Fritter, who we met once before at the end of the one and only spares update. I kinda dropped the ball on those. Oh well. Anyway, as you can see, he's old now.
Valor: Oh, hi, Aunt Swan!
Swan: Who the hell are you?
By the way, Swan, Beef, and Ham are all vampires now, so they probably will get a spares update. Eventually.
After their bout of public fucking, Florence and Valor were hungry, so I sent them to The Pancake Palace, which I built pretty much right when I started the legacy and then never used. It's sort of like Medieval Times, except they serve pancakes and there's no jousting.
Bo's other child, Gramercy, showed up. I don't think she was in the spares update at all.
Beef! And the back of Ham's head.
Valor: *smooches up Florence's arm*
Florence's eyes: *roll up into sockets in ecstasy*
Miss Pretty: Great Scott, my eyes!
Rozz: It's okay, Miss Pretty, that's nothing that snuggles can't fix!
Miss Pretty: Put me down at once, you ignoramus, lest I claw your eyeballs from their sockets.
Eustace: Great A'Tuin moves!
This would be sweet, if not for the stank emanating from Rozz's pits.
Rozz: Shel, you are a strawberry-blond bombshell. ;D
Bilquis's blue sparklies disappeared again. I don't know why, she's still an Infallibly Good witch. Eventually they came back.
Almond: Haggis is what?
Almond: Escargot is WHAT?!
Miss Pretty: My God, your middle is bloated. What have you been eating that you're that full of gas?
Rozz: Hmm, these candles... exist.
Theda: Daddy, why is my other dad like that?
Sheldon: Because of sex, sweet pea!
Theda: Oh!
Theda: I know all about sex! One person puts their hoo-ha in another person's cha-cha and stuff comes out and the stuff makes a baby. Right?
Sheldon: Er... more or less, sweetheart.
Theda: But then how does the baby get out?
Sheldon: Just eat your sandwich and don't worry about it, honey. D:
Rozz: Sigh. These candles disappoint me.
He did this eight times in a row, by the way. And then stopped as soon as Sheldon got up to do something else.
Theda: Hey daddy? Some kids at school said I'm an extraterrestrial. What does that mean, I thought it was just a Katy Perry song?
Sheldon: Sweetheart, just eat your sandwich.
And now a short series of art photographs entitled "Fritters Doing Things":
/end series
Bilquis: OH GOD NO
Tierney: WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
Tierney: Salvation from above!
Bilquis: Aww, I just blow-dried my hair!
Rozz works on his LTW, which is to max 7 skills.
When I can pry him away from Sheldon, that is.
Tierney: Seeeeexxxx...
Rozz, unlike Sheldon, kindly gives birth in the largest room in the house. Good on you, Rozz!
Rozz: AHHH, MY SPLEEN
Winona! Who looks slightly lazy-eyed here but isn't, really.
Tierney: Graaaaandchildrennn...
Valor: How dare you add more family members to this crowded house!
Rozz: Dude, chill the fuck out. Your wife is pregnant too.
Florence: Oh my God, he's right! 8O
Almond: Whoa. Knocked up again?
Almond: What a joyous occasion. OwO
Almond: Florence is so hot when she's existing!
Winona: Wheeee!
Bilquis: Grandbabies. :>
Theda: Daddy! Dad, I got an A+! Daddy, look! Daddy! DAD!
Miss Pretty: Your 'glasses' will do nothing to protect your eyes when I decide to eat them out of their sockets.
Miss Pretty seems to have it in for eyes lately. She'd probably enjoy Un Chien Andalou.
Eustace: Dad, what's 'hung like an elephant' mean?
Valor: Jeez, kid, I dunno, ask your mom.
Miss Pretty: Murder.
Almond, god damn it.
WHAT.
So Valor tried to make a move, and was denied.
Sheldon: Dude, NO! We're family!
Sheldon: Now let's kiss and make up.
Valor: Yeah, this really super reinforces 'family' to me. OwO
VALOR.
Almond: I approve.
Valor: I don't know what you're talking about.
Almond: Yes, you do.
Miss Pretty: I don't always lick my anus, but when I do, I make sure you're watching.
I especially treasure that Bilquis and Tierney have stayed in love into their golden years, since neither Almond nor Nicole was what you could call "emotionally faithful".
Eustace: Phew, what is that? It smells like a fish zombie on robot legs!
That would be you.
Though I've had FT pretty much since its release, I've never sent anyone to a hobby lot, so Almond and Miss Pretty went off to the cooking lot since Almond wouldn't stop rolling the want to win a food contest and Miss Pretty is awesome.
Sup, Oz and Thora.
The food judge is kinda cute. Also, the hobby lots have no ceilings. :\
Oz, you douche, basked alaska was Almond's thing!
Almond: Well, hopefully mine will be better.
That's the spirit.
And it was!
Almond: FUCK YEAH, WINNER RIGHT HERE!
Oszanna: *shrug*
Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of EA's failure to check their spelling*
Lol, 'cunsumption'.
Winona: WINONA SMASH CRUSTACEAN! WINONA EAT LOBSTER THERMIDOR!
That's a crab, actually, but way to dream big, Winona!
Eustace: Look how cute I am! Look, I made friends with one of your non-legacy favorites! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Aw, look, it's Velma Pinhill (Cuthbert and Archie's kid)! Hi, Velma! 8D
Florence: GET ME A FUCKING EPIDURAL RIGHT NOW
Oh, yay, twins, just what I— what?
NO ;~;
Bilquis: But, but grandbabies!
Bilquis: Can I keep the little umbrella? 8O
Winona: *will forever associate that toilet with death*
Wow, playing favorites before the new twins even have names, Bilquis?
;___________; bye, Bilquis, you were a favorite.
Anyway, Embeth, being held for some reason by her uncle instead of one of her parents.
And Farley, who was taken downstairs and then left there.
k later
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Somehow, the vacation spam got me thinking how wonderful it would be if there was a more Fritter-ly variant of The Golden Girls. I hope that makes sense?
P.S. Bat yawn! So. Adorable. ;~;
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Oh man, that would be wonderful indeed! 8D
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