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Fritter: 4.2
Not much to say, let's just plunge on down the rabbit hole, shall we?
Pretty much the first thing I did was age Thursday up to child, because I do not relish the thought of caring for two toddlers just because Nicole is a spotlight-stealer. She looks Frittery. By which I mean ignore how creepily much she looks like Almond.
Thursday: Come on, Miss Pretty, get the birdie! You can do it!
Miss Pretty: Fool, do you doubt my abilities in the martial arts?
Miss Pretty: Today, the feathered creature. Tomorrow, the world.
I would make that face too if Miss Pretty suddenly jumped at my face.
Thursday: Awwww, you're just a big old softie, aren't you? Yes you are!
Miss Pretty: A few more seconds and I will sever her jugular.
Thursday: I love 'oo, Miss Pretty!
Miss Pretty: Someday I will wear your spleen as a fascinator.
Miss Pretty: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, MAKE IT STOP TOUCHING ME
Tierney settles in and starts earning some cash. Not that we need it thanks to Eudora and her counterfeiting machine.
Ignored so consistently in her youth, Sibyl has been gung-ho about caring for her younger relatives. No child will be ignored on Sibyl's watch!
No sister will go untucked in, broken animations aside!
...moving on.
Eudora: This is my ass-kicking face, if you couldn't tell.
Sibyl had the bad luck to try sneaking out right as Eudora was coming back inside from taking out the garbage. She pretty much ran right into mom.
Noted, Dulcinea.
Sibyl: Hi mom! 8D ...Oh, right, you're lecturing me.
Eudora: How could you have betrayed my trust like this?
Sibyl: How could I have betrayed your trust like this!
Eudora, is your head on a swivel or what?
Eudora: You know, my love, after all these years you still have a remarkable bust.
Nicole: So do you! The sex is still out of this world!
Eudora: I concur.
Almond hits the blow at eight thirty in the morning.
However you choose to interpret this is probably right.
Bilquis: Honk, honk.
Tierney: Hee!
Waggles: No gate can restrain me. No bars can keep me back.
Eudora: *marks her territory*
Almond: *is uninterested*
Miss Pretty: Must I waste my time entertaining this persistent invader? Would it not be simpler to kill him and eat his entrails?
Eudora: Aww, come on, I already had to do this with five of my own kids!
Well, your daughter and her wife are busy snorting bubbles, so thanks for stepping up.
Thursday: Mm, what perfectly delicious batter! This will make a perfectly delicious muffin!
Thursday: NO, MY MASTERPIECE!
Thursday: It stinks of charcoal and failure ;~;
Okay. Now, look at this.
And now watch this.
Nicole: My oh my, what a fascinating poster is here on the wall except not at all!
Nicole: Ha ha ha oh what have I become
Almond: Just as planned! 8D
The mirror: *reveals what Almond's staring at*
Almond, god damn it.
Almond: Shh. Don't look at me. Just watch the wand.
Sibyl: NOOGIES! NOOGIES!
Emo McPastyface: AHHH YOU'RE MESSING UP MY HAIR
Townie von Headsonfire: Good to see kids roughhousing these days!
'Ahhhhh.
AHHHHH.
Tierney: It's okay, Dolly, just ignore your hovering grandma and walk to mommy.
Dulcinea: Why am I here? What is the purpose of all this?
Dulcinea: *headtilt* I just do not understand.
Dulcinea: Well thanks for that I guess.
Nicole: Sup.
Go bother your own wife.
Nicole: FINE.
Nicole: It's just that sometimes I feel a little trapped in my marriage...
You and Almond both.
Nicole: DO NOT COMPARE ME TO HER.
Then stop acting like her!
Bilquis: Hi, nan.
Eulalie: I miss that bed. That bed was a good bed.
Tierney: So... your moms are married, right? Because your one mom is kind of... hovery.
Bilquis: Oh, she's just trying to help you fit in.
Tierney: That does not particularly make me want to fit in, Bils. D:
Almond: *is a super enthused grandma!*
NO SPLENDID SHE IS AT SCHOOL WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU
You'd think someone trying to get away with skiving off would know better than to call her cousin's house asking for her.
Oh good! No need for Dolly to be heir by default, much as I've already come to like her.
Three guesses who's in that shower.
Dulcinea: *finds relief from her nutball family in the sweet embrace of sleep*
What's doing, Nicole?
Nicole: Oh, nothing, just physically blocking my daughter from getting naked in front of her wife
Business as usual.
Tierney: So uh, I really do have to pee pretty badly, do you think maybe you could skedaddle?
Nicole: Oh, go ahead, I don't mind. OwO
Bilquis: Grandmama, what have you wrought?
Almond: I JUST CAUGHT LATIAS IS WHAT I'VE WROUGHT!
Sibyl: Nooooo my attentions!
Dulcinea: I'll distract nana, mom!
Tierney: Get out, I have to pee!
Nicole: No, I must clean this shower! It is imperative.
Nicole: I bet she woulda let Bilquis watch.
Sibyl: Congrats on having the same hair as me!
Nicole: Well, this is awkward.
Eudora and Nicole: *think Bilquis's burned chili is grosscakes*
Tierney: *is a loyal spouse*
Eudora: So, Tierney, you're pounding my daughter's gavel, eh? Eh? ;D
Nicole: Have you no shame?
Almond: What is this slop you're feeding me?
You're an almighty wizard. Summon up something better.
Eudora follows her mother Eulalie's example and buries herself in her hobbies to keep from acknowledging what her wife's up to.
Oh, hi, Splendid. Skipping school again, are we?
Splendid: It's Saturday.
Well, carry on then.
More friends for Sibyl!
Tierney: I think I'll take my instant meal somewhere else.
Nicole: Aww, come on! I made this sandwich just so I could sit with you!
Almond: I keep trying to get your mom to go on vacation with me. I told her I know this great little bed and breakfast, we'd have the best time...
Bilquis: D:
Not only is Miss Pretty skilled in many forms of destruction, she's also the top earner in this household.
Yes, you are.
Dulcinea: *headtilt* I feel funny. What's happening to me?
At a guess, you're age transitioning.
My guess was correct. Here's child Dolly, and her perpetual expression of resignation.
More birthdays!
Ugh. I was hoping you'd grow out of this, Nicole. Then again, Almond sure didn't.
Elder Nicole, post-makeover.
Elder Eudora, still looking pretty foxy.
Almond: *photobombs*
Nicole: *narrows her perception of the world to the only thing that matters*
No. Leave Tierney alone.
Nicole: But I wanna tell her I admire the way she blows those bubbles!
Miss Pretty: This fuckery will never end.
Not until the last generation, no. And you're probably gonna be witness to all of it.
Oh shit, Bilquis, I forgot you were pregnant.
Thursday: Ah, the miracle of birth! I'm so fortunate to witness this!
Bilquis: YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH, THIS IS NO FUCKING MIRACLE THIS IS AGONY
Tierney: Oh my god what is happening over there?!
Bilquis: Aww, how nice of you all to come watch my vagina rend itself in two!
It was twin boys! This is Rozz.
This is Valor.
And this is your farewell bat .gif goodbye.
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