azaya | Thistleburr: 3.2 (Reply)

thurburrs

last time:

severance star and fernie got hitched
they had FIVE CHILDREN (sob)
sandry finally sold a good book
scrampfle became the star she was always meant to be

chlora: blizzy, if you want to learn to talk you've gotta start paying attention. stop spurting cat food from your knees.

belizabeth: *spurts*

a relic from the time before time in which i still had an autonomous reading hack, before their family-wide refusal to do anything else and propensity for dropping books just everywhere got so severely on my nerves that i purged it from my game the end.

broken shower bath time 1/2

oh thank shit. i hate toddlers. not as much as i hate babies, but still. at least kids are semi-self-sufficient, with their burnt muffins and ability to use, like, bathtubs.

star continues to shower attention and wants on samara, the only one of her children she likes.

samara: mama!

severance star: YESSSS

so severance star's LTW is to become a cult leader. it seemed appropriate.

now she gets to wear the genius hat. forever!

severance star: it's fine. i drilled holes for my antlers.

grandmoms

what happened to your whiskers?

scrampfle: mine what?

celerity: *loiters*

fernie: this is the right room in which to throw celerity at the ceiling

celerity: wheeeeheehee!

scrampfle: i'm am making improvements at mine job of employsment

fernie: THIS WEEK FUCKS!

the children swell with power. celerity and samara,

and here's belizabeth. with, uh. some interesting traits.

belizabeth: yeah, i love cars!

yeah, that's it.

ezsther: whatever, they can grow up but they still can't eat a ground apple with as much aplomb as me. CHORMP

i mean, if you did your homework even once, ever

they:

faintree: this is the right place to play, loudly, with my toys!

ezsther: snork mimimimimi

i mean, she's currently asleep, but okay.

fernie and star: *peck*

chlora: filthy. grotesque. unholy

chlora: why, severance star is NAKED? in her OWN BEDROOM?? vile! unconscionable!

also chlora: this is the right place to write in my diary.

star and fernie: mmmmnglphmfg

chlora: GASP! what if—what if fernie should see my diary?!

chlora: maybe there's a better spot for diaring.

severance star: should we start screaming into a bullhorn before sex from now on? it might spice things up a bit.

fernie: i can imagine some benefits, yes

chlora: oh sick, like what?

she was summarily banished.

for like, a minute.

chlora: mwaw!

fernie: this feels weird somehow

um, okay. i mean i already got this popup like an ingame hour ago, but... okay

ground apple snackin'. i should maybe get rid of this tree because if there are apples around everyone completely forgets the fridge exists, but it's funny, so i haven't.

severance star: BLULP

fernie: these ground apples are exquisite, mrs. thistleburr! might you make a pie of them? your ground apple pie is famous worldwide!

chlora: what's a pie?

lol, what happened to your hair, nerd?

severance star: what happened to my what?

a trip to the mirror had it back to normal, but the picture will last forever.

okay, i get it, ezsther's not doing well in school! stop!

narrator: the popup did not stop.

belizabeth: WHEEEEEE

scrampfle: *wheezy cat snore*

boots: *creeps past*

faintree: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a bat, just like mom!

doria: i have some misgivings about that belizabeth thistleburr.

with those traits? so do i.

ah, the copaganda of the early aughts rears its piggy head.

samara: congratulations mom! oink oink.

severance star: what?

samara: what?

stop

here's a nice popup that doesn't pester me every hour on the hour. yay for scrampf!

severance star: *cackles amongst the dining chairs*

samara: hi mom!

samara: everybody look at me, i'm existing!

chlora's leg: *exists also*

belizabeth: i should buy a hat. or a boat.

scrampfle: FINGIES

(thank you

pooklet for this extremely accurate .gif portrayal of the hell in which i now live)

fernie: wanna hit the mountains.

i'll take it under advisement, but your actual town isn't even done yet, so don't hold your breath.

samara really wanted to gain a charisma point, so i dug up this not at all ominous book on a pedestal and put it in the basement for her!

samara: th...thanks D:

belizabeth: or should i buy a boat? maybe a hat.

samara: i escaped the cursed book unscathed! huzzah!

severance star: HUCKPHFF

faintree: hi mom is this a bad time

faintree: for me to do THIS?

severance star: it's never a bad time for a handstand!

belizabeth and celerity: GORMRORMRORMRORMRORM

fernie gets revenge on chlora by parking her ass in chlora's room to write in her stupid diary.

sandry: hi sweetie, what's shaking?

chlora: nothing. why?

D8 THE AUTOFEEDER, IT BETRAYS ME

severance star: ...and then the toilet said, 'are you going to eat that?'

severance star: holy FUCK i'm funny!

chlora went to buy some groceries and was accosted thus.

as you might imagine, we said no.

but the juxtaposition here is really funny to me, so just imagine that this is chlora's blind date. do it for me.

severance star: lol. someone peed outside of s k a t e s.

scrampfle, no longer starving: BIRD

celerity:

belizabeth:

no thoughts, head empty, both of 'em.

chlora: GLORP

sandry: congratulations on being my granddaughter!

belizabeth: you're so right. i'm crushing it

belizabeth: so, you from around here?

belizabeth: ACKTHPH DON'T

belizabeth: actually, that was kinda fun.

you are attracting bugs.

belizabeth: right?

inside, unaccosted by skunks, celerity and ezsther smack hands (affectionate)

celerity: *has blended seamlessly into the counters*

i just discovered that scrampfle can sleep on the trampoline and am ENCHANTED.

time for teens! faintree.

ezsther. she's growing back into her face.

faintree: whosa good girl? who is?

ezsther: not you, cuz you're blocking the entire way with your body

faintree: hehe, yeah

matchmaker: now to slip away, unnoticed

belizabeth: ma'am.

faintree and ezsther are very close. it's sweet.

faintree: ugh, brain go brrrr

ezsther: *cackles amongst the ground apples*

so HERE'S where you've been hiding your homework, you little slacker!

belizabeth: curses!

ezsther: good job keeping it together in your old age, vis-a-vis your pee.

chlora: uh. thanks?

samara continues to bear the burden of being severance star's favorite child.

severance star: CATCH, NERD

samara: this is so fun! owwWWW

samara: not so hard, mom!

severance star: gotta toughen up if you want to be heir, buttercup!

samara: i never said i wanted—

celerity: WHEEEEEEEEEEE

fernie: *eats slowly and deliberately, savoring each bite*

celerity: GORMRORMRORM

ezsther: YAAAAAH

faintree: maybe i should consider hat or boat ownership.

scrampfle: BIRD

ask and ye shall receive!

scrampfle: this was not quite what i'm was meaning, but i'm am liking it nonetheless!

sandry: hello reader! thanks for checking in on us! have a snack (we don't have any snacks)!

for her last promotion, severance star needs to make three more family friends (UGH) so i sent her off to the quarry i built. originally i was planning to use a lot of sun & moon crafting stations with this neighborhood, but that idea kind of fell through and this quarry is the only remnant. turns out sims can't use the rabbithole on a community lot either, so the only real attractions here are the vending machines. anyway,

star ran into one of her triplet sisters, neelahind! she was happy to see severance star, for some reason.

umbreen was also there.

as were a bevy of pickpockets.

llevelyse: —and from there, friend, the hedgehogs run on their wheels for a thousand hours! amazing, no?

alana: eek