azaya | Fritter: 10.3 (Reply)

Hello internet collective, here's some Fritters for you!

Willow: I have poked your boobie.

Starla: Ha ha—

Almond: HA HA HA THAT'S HILARIOUS do it again OwO

Almond: Good job being hot!

Starla: Please get away from me.

Willow: 8D

Kriemhild's working on becoming an Atrociously Evil witch. I think it'll suit her personality better.

Whirr Ping Click Click is still powered down, albeit in a different spot. There's a reason as to why her unconscious body changed locations, but it's long and boring!

Tiona, being a Fritter, found the karaoke machine.

She's so cute I can hardly stand it.

Here's Charlotte, who we didn't get a good look at last time. She's cute too, but she looks kind of weirdly adultish to me, somehow.

Sentrybot: *goes on a rampage*

Yes, zap the pregnant lady, sentrybot! Thank you. (Starla's pregnant again. /the more you know)

Mr. Shrieky: A MARRIED COUPLE MAKING OUT? SCANDALOUS!

Jasmine: Hey bb wanna go somewhere private and get to know each other better?

Starla: Hee, yes~

Willow: OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

Willow: YOU HEARTLESS CAD

Starla: Ow, my skin!

Jasmine: Oops

Willow: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE SOB SOB

Jasmine: I wonder what's on TV.

Willow: AGAIN I HAVE POKED YOUR BOOBIE, THIS TIME MUCH LESS AFFECTIONATELY

For some reason she's only pissed at Starla, and not at her sister. She and Jasmine are still fucking BFFs. Oh, Willow.

Starla: FORGIVE ME. IT WAS A MOMENTARY INDISCRETION, SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME. FORGIVE. ME. *SMOOCH*

Willow: You make a convincing argument.

So very, very convincing.

Kriemhild is the best at all the things, including summoning lobster thermidor out of the ether.

Almond: ...then carry the three and multiply by eight...

Charlotte: Gangy Almond, wait, I'm not there yet!

Kriemhild: Hey there, hot Uncle Shannon!

Have you not exhausted your capacity for incest yet because I really wish you would

Jasmine: Ti, let me tell you something important. Never have sex on the beach without a towel. No matter how hot she is.

Tiona: *scarfs down food as quickly as possible so as to escape this conversation*

Tiona: I'm very excited to be thinking about anything but what Aunt Jasmine just said!

Disapproving Bear: *disapproves*

Starla: *pregnants around*

Willow and Starla are back to normal, viz

Kriemhild bonds with her daughter, viz

Kriemhild: YOU LITTLE FUCKING HELLSPAWN

Charlotte: *calmly KOs Kriemhild's Samurott*

Kriemhild: YOU ARE GROUNDED

Kriemhild bonds with— god damn it Almond

But Almond has too much creepiness to lavish it all on one person.

No matter how gorgeous.

I think the grossness of this picture speaks for itself

Mostly ignored thanks to all the drama surrounding their various parents, Tiona and Charlotte band together out of necessity. And Pokemon.

Starla: BAWWW I'M NOT GETTING ANY ON THE SIIIIDE

Cerridwen: Gangy Almond, why haven't you called me since I stuck my tongue down your throat at Willow's wedding?

Spectral O'Seestoomuch: I hate this job.

Starla: *misses the toilet again*

Cleanbot: I hate this job.

An evil witch servant? This can mean nothing good.

This entire house is conspiring to make Starla miscarry. THANKS FOR BEATING UP THE PREGNANT WOMAN, KRIEMHILD.

Kriemhild: No prob

Charlotte: I wonder if other families are like this.

Predictably, Kriemhild's servant kicked Starla's ass.

And Kriemhild has a celebratory fuck with... god damn it Almond.

Almond: *aggressively ignores personal space*

Starla: Ha ha ha I am so uncomfortable right now!

Willow: All I'm saying is I would enjoy Adventure Time more if it always featured Fionna and Cake.

Kriemhild: Word. ++

Starla: Someone help please

Winifred: :)

Kriemhild: Just what we need. More kids.

You be quiet, grandmafucker.

Yes, Almond, that's unquestionably the best place to do that. Unquestionably.

Whirr Ping Click Click is still powered down. /no one asked

WEREWOLF POTTY TRAINING FACE

WEREWOLF POTTY TRAINING FACE

Winifred: :|

Winifred: :D

Winifred: !!!

Almond: Sorry, kid, I don't speak needy toddler.

Do I really need to tell you who's behind that shower curtain?

Jasmine: So I know our last tryst ended in disaster but I just really wanna have sex with you.

Starla: What could go wrong?

Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of this wanton disregard for monogamy*

Starla: Gasp! A buttrose, for me?

Jasmine: Fresh from the ass garden, baby.

Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of Starla's shoulder blocking her view*

What could go wrong, indeed.

WELL, FOR STARTERS

Willow: SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT

Jasmine: Man, poor Willow. This is sort of my fault, a little.

Then Willow jumped Starla. I don't blame her.

Jasmine: WOO GO STARLA KICK WILLOW'S WRONGED ASS

Miss Pretty: I've never been so glad to see my limo pull up.

Willow: NYAAAAAAAARRRRGH

Starla lost the fight, but wasted no time inviting Jasmine upstairs to get revenge in her marital bed.

Willow: Ha ha ha, I'm laughing so I don't cry.

Almond: Hey guys, the door was open and I saw nipples so I'm coming in

Willow: Gosh this is a terrible day :D

Willow: Gosh I want to murder Jasmine :D

Willow: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, I WANT A DIVORCE, GET OUT

Starla: GASP ;~;

Starla: Very well. I will go. You can raise the kids.

Almond: Starla's so hot when she's resignedly accepting the outcome of her mistakes!

Starla: Bawwwwwwww ;~;

Aww. Looks like Jasmine's at least committed to a relationship with the woman she just homewrecked the fuck out of.

Jasmine: Destroying your marriage was a pleasant way to spend some time.

Oops they were on a date guess that all happened on purpose oops

What with Starla being booted from the house of Fritter, Jasmine decided to strike out on her own ~~into Starla's vajayjay~~.

Rising from the smoldering wreckage of her marriage, Willow wanted to couples counsel a struggling couple. The only one available was Kriemhild and Whirr Ping Click Click, so

I'm happy to see this, ngl. /o\

Almond: Glad you're awake again. I've been meaning to ask you about your many vibrating fingers~

Almond for the love of god

Kriemhild: *evil witch boob grab*

Charlotte: Arr, mateys, keep yer eyes sharp fer a land where nary a child goes ignored by her shitty mom!

And ignored for such highbrow purpose too.

Almond: I'm so glad the reanimation of Whirr Ping Click Click doesn't mean I don't get to root around in my descendant's vagina anymore!

Yeah, only because I powered her down because I don't want their marriage to be on the rocks again so soon after Willow fixed it.

Kriemhild: Honeylove, could you move your ass? Mama wants to fiddle.

Unconscious honeylove could not comply, so instead Kriemhild went outside to swing her child around, dangerously close to a brick wall.

Um... Jasmine? You don't live here anymore. Pls keep your popups on your own lot, thx.

Foreplay, when you have a robot wife.

Over at their new apartment, Jasmine proposed to Starla.

And was accepted. Congrats, assholes.

Winifred: :D

Miss Pretty: D8<

Starla: It's so strange to be on this side of the gate, locked out.

Well, if you hadn't gone all adultery on Willow...

Whirr Ping Click Click: Almond keeps insisting there's always money in the banana stand. I don't know what she means, but I will help keep the banana stand stocked!