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Fritter: 7.4
Ermahgerd, Frertters OwO
Last time, Omri was just born. Enjoy holding a toddler for the last time, Cosmo, because I have arranged it so that you're shooting blanks from now on. 8|
Chelsea: Aww, he's so sweet. I can't wait to have some of my own!
How fortuitous. O___O
No wonder you're always pregnant.
Almond: I wonder if Beef's been to the dentist lately?
Ermahgerd perteh trernerng ferce!
Cameo: Then you pull the quilt up and pat it down smooth...
Magenta: Mom, I know how to make the bed. I made mine already.
Cameo: ...maybe fluff up the pillow a little while you're at it...
Then three of the heir portraits randomly and inexplicably turned flashing blue. :<
Almond: Mm. Hot, femme, and playing video games: just how I like 'em.
Regina: *ignores*
Fairuza: ...and another reason gold is superior to cash money is that not only is it shiny and consistently valuable, but you can bash people in the head with it if they displease you!
At this point I became concerned about what those corrupted heir portraits might herald, and moved the family to a new copy of their house.
Magenta: Almond is attractive.
Cameo: I like to see my kid playing the heir game!
Omri: *breaks the fourth wall*
Miss Pretty: YOU HAVE TEASED ME WITH THE WIGGLING OF YOUR FINGERS FOR THE LAST TIME, ANCIENT ONE. THEY SHALL BE MY SNACK.
And it was just then that I noticed, having moved the Fritters into this fresh copy of their house, that I'd neglected to send Baron's tombstone to the graveyard first.
So I brought him back.
Baron: Capital! There were no delicious treats in the afterlife.
Miss Pretty: Capital. I have missed having a minion to do my bidding.
The new house is decorated basically identically to the old one, aside from this room. I like the color scheme better this way.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari door goes to Almond's room. I thought it was appropriate.
I also put in this vanity, because clearly what I need to do is cram more shit into this already overloaded house, right?
Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of my reckless disregard for my computer's health*
Meanwhile, outside:
Chelsea: Yeah, I don't think she's even related to us! She's just some weird old lady who lives in our house.
Chelsea: Oh, hi, Overlord.
Hi. O___O
Regina: Keep your eye on the ball, sweetie!
Cosmo: That's what you did last night.
Harriet: If I can fit this entire muffin in my mouth at once maybe I'll be able to forget what I just heard Dad say to Mom.
Almond: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy~
Miss Pretty: On my birthday I shall wish for this contraption to explode.
Fairuza: I do not want to have sex with my granddaughter at all.
I am SUPER GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
Chelsea: Time out, time out! My arm's stuck in the wall.
Almond: ...and that is why your mom Fairuza should be in jail.
Fairuza: Hmm, yes. This one is alert enough to make a decent minion.
Omri: Mom? Dad? Could someone help me?
Nope.
Miss Pretty: You may have returned magically from the dead but I am still the master and commander of this house.
Cameo: Sometimes the urge to devour human flesh is almost overwhelming when I'm all wolfed out.
Regina: I certainly got the pick of this litter.
Regina: I guess as long as you've got a few friends to help you hide the bodies it shouldn't be a problem...
Cameo: You're SO RIGHT. 8D
Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of this casual discussion of lycanthropy and cannibalism*
Chelsea: You throw like a baby!
Magenta: Eat hose water, punk!
Magenta: *eats hose water instead*
Then Harriet joined the fray, but what she really wants is to risk life and limb to be swung around with no regard for her safety!
Chelsea: Can do!
Fairuza: *achieves LTW!*
And celebrates accordingly.
Almond: *magics in*
Omri: *wisely departs*
Chelsea: Whoa, what the fuck? 8D
Chelsea: Rockin'.
Yeah. O___O
Cameo: AGH, THE PAIN
Regina: Do you hear something?
Cosmo: Just the sound of our love~
Cameo: Why do I hear love?
Speaking of love:
Magenta: Find me someone I can put my lips on!
Matchmaker: Nice wad of cash! I'll actually try this time.
Magenta: Yay!
Interesting choice.
Magenta: So how do you feel about sumo wrestlers?
Carmilla: How are you putting your arm through the wall like that?
Matchmaker: Hope I'm not in the way, lurk lurk.
Carmilla: Anyway, I don't like sumo wrestlers. Have you ever even heard of a vampire sumo wrestler? It's absurd!
Magenta: But—
Carmilla: Furthermore, your makeup leaves much to be desired.
Magenta: But I worked really hard on this manicure.
We can see you behind that ball, you know, Matchmaker.
Magenta: Um, so anyway, I hear you're super smart and graduated summa cum laude.
Carmilla: YES.
Matchmaker: The ball's never wrong.
Carmilla: So, okay, I guess that didn't totally blow. If you ever become a vampire, give me a call or whatever.
Winona: There's a moon— over Bourbon Street— toniiiiight...
Regina: *belatedly realizes the import of Almond's comment about hot femmes playing video games*
A rare moment of peaceful contemplation for Miss Pretty.
Miss Pretty: Wrong. I am merely pondering which inhabitant of this den of fools will be the first I slay.
Right, that's what I said.
Fairuza: Why the fuck am I clearing these dishes? I didn't even eat this food.
Cosmo: Excellent, another meal eaten that I didn't have to clear the dishes for.
Cosmo: Hmm, I wonder if the color of this wall should be called turquoise or aqua...
Fairuza: The fool! It's teal.
Cosmo: What a fascinating neon sign on the wall here.
Regina: It's kind of hard to devote one's full attention to the written word when someone won't stop hovering, you know.
Magenta: So, dude. I'm a romance sim. It's downright embarrassing for me to still be a virgin. You seem nice. Wanna help me out?
Zion Straight: Sure, you're a girl and I am, of course, exceedingly straight. How do you feel about me giving you a pearl necklace?
Magenta: Okay, I like jewelry.
In the midst of that profoundly terrible misunderstanding, Omri grew up. He's cute and stuff.
Almond: I will fuck you up so bad your grandchildren will need medical insurance.
Harriet, Fairuza's grandchild: Oh, Miss Pretty, what would we do without Obamacare?
Disapproving Frog: *does not disapprove of Obamacare*
Go ahead. Go the fuck ahead. I gave you a vasectomy, Cosmo, you ain't knocking anybody up. 8|
Chelsea: Hooray! No more unexpected siblings!
Quite. O___O
Aww, my first bathtub pirate! Chelsea how do you deal with being so cute and gorgeous and my favorite all the time.
Also, Harriet grew up and is quite lovely. She's growing into her face, I think.
Also into GRILLED CHEEEEEEESE
Almond: Camy, I noticed you haven't had any fuckbuddies over lately. Would you like to borrow any of my fur-lined handcuffs? They might entice somebody into coming over.
Cameo: As a matter of fact, no. Thanks for the concern, Nana Almond, but I am now going to go lock myself in the bathroom and try to forget that this conversation ever happened at all.
Miss Pretty: I too am going to try diligently to forget that the ancient one knows the word 'fuckbuddy'.
Cosmo: Tiiiits.
Winona achieves her LTW and becomes the first of my grilled cheese sims to do so!
Winona: Yes, I am the shit.
Almond: Hey hot stuff. What's cooking?
Regina: Cooking? I'm not at a stove...
Who's this vaguely familiar button-nosed ginger?
Why, Magenta Fritter's father Jonathan, of course!
Cameo: *has spotted him*
Chelsea: *peaces out*
We haven't been on vacation in generations, so I decided it was time.
Almond: Yeah, Camy, get you some! If you need any handcuffs, check under my bed.
Cameo: Uh, yeah, Nana Almond, thanks. Have fun on vacation.
Magenta: *is relieved to be on Pincushion Island and thus hundreds of miles away from where her mom is getting some from her absentee dad*
Chelsea: *pushes the limits of appropriate lunchtime conversation*
Harriet: *really enjoys this, inexplicably*
O___O
Oh boy, they've discovered the beer keg! Hijinks will undoubtedly ensue.
Oh okay, I guess by hijinks I meant SURPRISE INCEST.
Almond, you maybe wanna intervene?
Almond: Nope.
Harriet?
Harriet: Nope.
Well, this has certainly been a nice, wholesome vacation so far!
Meanwhile, Almond and Harriet are happily ignorant of what is going on inside the house and are assembling Castlelandia.
Pincushion Island has pretty townies. I'd forgotten.
Sorry, what I meant to say was pretty townies with no concept of personal property!
Almond: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
To defray any further incestuous developments, I sent everyone out to a bar.
...It made sense at the time.
Chelsea: This vacation was worth every penny!
Almond: Says the trust fund baby who probably thinks one banana costs ten dollars.
I think I mentioned last time the Fritters went on vacation that they're allowed to visit Pincushion Island because they've got some family living there.
Ta-da, distant cousin Leopold.
Blondie Von Hipsterglasses: Nice rack.
Magenta: Thanks!
That awkward moment when literally everyone around you explodes into a werewolf.
Even the bartender.
Chelsea: What a happy coincidence that werewolves are a turn-on for me.
Brunette Red Suspenders: Tell me more. ;D
She shall. But not today, because that is the arbitrary ending of this update 8D
I hope everyone has a killer awesome Halloween, I already know I will cuz I'm getting married fuck yeah!
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Also, love that vacation home, I have a family that lives in it in my game and it is perf.
Also ALSO congrats on the upcoming wedding i am so excited for you two, you know, in a non-creepy way :P<3:)
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ALSO ALSO ALSO humongous congrats to you and your special love! I'm super super happy for you two and wish you guys nothing but the best. And a Halloween wedding to boot?!
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Congrats on the wedding!
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And also: huge, enormous, hearty congratulations to you and Pooklet - I am absolutely delighted for you both! Have a wonderful wedding day and a very, very happy life together. <3
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All of this gen is so pretty. *_* At least if Chelsea and Magenta insist on being creepos, the offspring will be easy on the eyes?
Also CONGRATULATIONS, omg. *throws confetti*
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Congrats on the wedding too! I loved my wedding and would have loved doing it in the fall. (Mine was in the spring.)
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(Anonymous) 2012-10-31 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)Love how Chelsea is like ._. when everyone suddenly turns into werewolves.
Also, I know I'm a lurker so this may sound really creepy but I've always thought you and Poklet were really awesome people and to hear that you two are now getting married makes me pretty excited. Congratulations you two. Hope your future together will be as exciting as the Fritters'.
I was going to say something witty about starting an IRL legacy before remembering that IRL lacks the Sims' awesome pregnancy mods, sorryWill you post wedding pictures?
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Eek thank you again, so much. We are deliriously happy and giggly and MARRIED and ahhhh. Halloween wedding, yes! It's our mutual favorite holiday.
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Thank you!
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And oh my goodness thank you so much. I am delighted for us too of course and our wedding was wonderful and ahh. Thank you. <33
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Thank you omg. :D
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Eee, I bet a spring wedding was beautiful! Thank you for the congratulations :>
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Weeee may post pictures, yes! We didn't take a lot of pictures at the actual ceremony as it was very short but we took loads of drunk-in-the-hotel-afterward pictures, so possibly some of those will make it online. XD
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(Anonymous) 2012-11-02 09:49 am (UTC)(link)no subject
Secondly, I couldn't stop laughing at this update. Particularly this part in which Fairuza was basically me. Alsooo.. Disapproving Frog for Congress!!!
I'm sorry to be responding to this so late. I suck. :c
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I am very pleased this update resulted in such laughter! Means I am doing something right 8D DISAPPROVING FROG FOR CONGRESS. Also you do not suck at all do not be silly, shhh. There is no deadline for comments!! :>
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We are probably going to upload either some pictures or a short video in the future! Just haven't completely coordinated all of it yet, cuz we're easily distracted. XD
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(Anonymous) 2013-01-21 04:42 am (UTC)(link)Additionally, I would like to say congrats on the wedding! I know this is very very belated, but I sincerely wish you guys all the best!
(I hope you actually get this message; this was posted in October after all... :\ )
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(Anonymous) 2013-05-01 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)