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Asylum challenge part 5
And here is part five! The end approaches.
Gustav: *instigates*
Mulciber: I'M SO HUNGRY
Mulciber: BETTER SIT IN THIS CHAIR
That'll fix it!
Gustav: Soon I'll be plugging his corpse into the power lines to reanimate!
Going by those motives? Probably.
Gustav: Well, I'm sure sitting pretty!
Mulciber: I'M STILL HUNGRYYYYYY
And whose fault is that?
Gustav stands around grinning like an asshole a lot lately. I'm kind of coming to hate him, honestly.
Mulciber: You still like me, though, right?
Sure, bb. You're cute and not a self-absorbed dick, and your constant hanging on the brink of death amuses me.
Florence: Eww, no, he's not cute!
Coming from someone whose current ambition is to ride a guy who dry-humps zombies, that doesn't mean a whole lot, Flo.
Mulciber: Carmilla looks so lovely when she's nestled in another man's arms!
Carmilla: That constellation looks like a dick!
Florence: Mulciber, I was counting on you to help!
Carmilla: And that one looks like a prancing reindeer!
Gustav: I see Fallopian tubes.
Mulciber: WHY DOES NO ONE CARE HOW HUNGRY I AM
Mulciber: STARVING TO DEATH ISN'T FUNNNN
So eat, there's a fridge full of food
Oszanna: Carmilla is a gorgeous glowing beauty!
Thora: *swoops in*
Mulciber: Well, I smell like death, but at least I'm not hungry anymore!
Mulciber: ...But what if someone smells me?
Too damn good for the totally available shower, I see.
Gustav: *likes to watch*
Florence: Whurr mah piano?
I thought I'd give you all a chance to try arts and crafts instead of music therapy.
Florence: Fuck your arts and crafts, I'm going swimming.
Aww, you two. :>
Florence: Why aren't you furious about the loss of our beloved piano?
Thora: *reads the Sports section*
Bro, maybe don't gossip about your boyfriend when he's two feet away?
Gustav: Ugh, Oz is so not a zombie and therefore not remotely attractive to me.
She's also gay, so I don't think that's gonna be a problem either way.
Florence: I hate her, yet I want to be on her...
Carmilla: What the fuck, asshole, don't watch me shower!
Florence: Back the fuck off my man, then! I'm not taking your leftovers!
Carmilla: That has nothing to do with you being a pervball but no deal, you'll take what I give you and like it!
Carmilla: And watch the fuck out I AM A VAMPIRE
Florence: I'm not afraid of your fang caps, sparkly!
Carmilla: SAY WHAT ABOUT MY FANGS, WRETCH
One or the other or both of them: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Carmilla: GO FOR THE EYES
All of this fighting worries Archie.
Meanwhile, ~cookies~
Cuthbert: Yikes, better start pleasuring myself with the other hand.
And at last, Oz maxes her first skill!
And Carmilla trounces Florence's ass.
Oszanna: Congrats on the beatdown!
Florence: *self-medicates with cookies*
Lol, good luck with that, babe. Cuthbert's not into that.
And here begins fight #2.
With the same outcome as fight #1.
Florence: I'LL TEACH YOU TO MAKE MY RUMP SORE
Archibald and Cuthbert: *have something better to do*
Fight #3!
Gustav, stop grinning, you dick.
Archie's skeleton underpants: *are saddened for Florence's kicked butt*
Thora: So we haven't made out in awhile. What's that about?
Oszanna: I dunno, dude, I've just been busy building my skills so we can all get out of here, you know?
Thora: Oh right, right, totally. >_>
Thora: Yeah, that's right. That's my hot lady over there. You can look all you want. But don't touch, or I'll break your fingers off.
Gustav: Tomato soup, Thora?
Thora: Just pour it in. Spoons are for the meek.
I missed capping the little overhead dealie, but Oz maxed body too.
Carmilla: Holy hell, is that you?
Thora: Oh... yeah, sorry. Guess I've been too busy shadowing my lady to shower.
Mulciber: Congrats on being so hot that my girlfriend beats up your girlfriend to be on you!
Gustav: Thanks! You know, I really appreciate that. It isn't easy to look this good.
Speaking of Carmilla beating up Florence.
JESUS CHRIST.
Gustav: Don't feel bad, baby, you're still my favorite!
Florence: Aww :>
Thora: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer doooo... uh, something something something something but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two!
Thora: Hi. OwO
Cuthbert: AHHHHHH
Yeah, that looks painful. D:
Cuthbert: No, it's not that!...
Cuthbert: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Carmilla: I DON'T KNOW, VAMPIRES DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK
Hidden water sprinkler: *spews to the rescue*
Carmilla: Look, so, at least we won't have to shower?
Cuthbert: I guess you have a point...
Maybe she'd have a point if any of you showered ever.
Carmilla: Well, now we don't need to!
I hate you.
Carmilla: See, everything turned out fine!
Carmilla: Now, if you'll excuse me, Florence's ass isn't gonna kick itself!
And now, tiny yawning bat wishes you good morrow.
k bye
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You've outdone yourself with the bat gif this time. Just when I thought they couldn't possibly get any cuter... WHAM. <3
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Also! I shall never look at the wrist action from FT the same again. :P
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I am so glad you are enjoying the bat gifs! I just love them all to pieces.
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Heh, right? XD
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