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R. ([personal profile] azaya) wrote2011-07-25 07:53 pm

Asylum challenge part 3



Hello! More asylum shenanigans. Probably next time will be Fritters since the pictures are all ready to go, but I am particularly enjoying playing these nuts. So maybe there will be more of them next. Nobody knows, not even me! How exciting!


So first there's a bit of paper airplane spam, because I have never seen a sim play with paper airplanes before (I usually put the papers somewhere inaccessible so the paper kid stops coming). It's kinda cute!


I guess by spam I meant 'two pictures'.




Oszanna: I HATE THIIIIIIS

Sorry, you're the one who wants to max your body points.




Oz waited until she'd come downstairs to stick some food in her face before doing the 'I'm really fit!' dance. I guess she wanted to make sure I was watching.


They pretty much only eat crap at Tempus Fugit. Cookies, toaster pastries, the occasional grilled cheese for variety. No one knows how to cook but Oz, and Oz doesn't like to eat anything but crap, apparently.


Oszanna: Couldn't wait two minutes for a pop tart, could we 8|

Archibald: So sue me, I prefer Count Chocula.


Archibald: All I'm saying is, you can still be a true Harry Potter fan if you've only seen the movies!

Thora: Don't engage... do not... engage...


Thora: He's probably a Harry/Hermione shipper anyway.




Carmilla: Day jobs are for mortals!

Thora: *peers* OwO


Florence: *thinks Gustav is a hot chunk of man!*

Gustav: *is not sure what to think.*

This, guys, is the start of trouble brewing. It won't percolate until next update, though.


Mulciber: *ignores the completely empty shower, fuck the police*


Cuthbert and Archibald: *flirt in privacy*

Gustav: *lol jk*


They flirt anywhere and everywhere, though. They're really precious.




When Florence saw Mulciber had bogarted her beloved piano, she fussed about it for an hour or two before deigning to give him some hobby tips.


Thora: Haha! Oh, reflection, you so silly!


Mulciber: My lady is burning hot, despite her flesh being icy cold from the grave!

Carmilla: *reads the comics*


Oszanna: I love to see my girlfriend gossip like that!


I... it... that doesn't seem safe, Thora.

Thora: It's the only place I can spread out!

I'm not sure it's a good idea to spread out on the roof.


Oszanna: Hey, Thora, I was thinking maybe we could—

Thora: NO TIME. JUMPING ROPE.


Oszanna: Well, don't mind if I do!

Ah, love.


The inmates are using the beds now! I'm not sure if it's because I reinstalled ACR on a hunch that something was fucked with my Bed Socials package, or the no autonomous napping hack. Either way, hooray!


I like sim hallways.


Oszanna: One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door...


Gustav: *dreams of getting the hell out*




Gustav: *thinks Carmilla is a hot ticket*

Cuthbert: *is not Carmilla*


Florence: *sits and stares blankly, ignoring the chessboard*


Gustav: Pretty lady.

Carmilla: *ignores*


The Grilled Cheese: *stands alone*




Thora: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE WHEN CAN WE LEAVE


Thora: GOD YOUR PLAYING IS TERRIBLE. JUST TERRIBLE. NO ONE HERE KNOWS JACK ABOUT MUSIC.

Jesus, what were you before you were committed, a music critic?


Whatever she was before, now she is a very helpful, attentive stalker. That's Oz's bed she's making, of course.


Thora: That grilled cheese smells delicious.

Carmilla: You smell delicious.


Obligatory fireflies shot.


Trollmilla.


Gustav: Tickling is a socially acceptable way for me to touch you!

Carmilla: HAHA NO I JUST ATE I'LL PUKE

Gustav, stop, that is super creepy and uncool.


More ~hallway~ love. Seriously you guys, I have like a thing about pictures of Sims 2 hallways. They ~speak to me~ or something.


Oszanna: So it's dinner and a show, then. :D


Really enjoying the 'show' part, huh, Oz?

Oszanna: It distracts me...


Oszanna: ...from thinking about the fact that we're never getting out of here. 8D


Uh. This is Oz's bedroom, again. I... don't quite remember why I took this picture. Anyway, she has an Icebat.


I am resisting the urge to make a joke about how they will call the lightning bugs Squishy, and they will be theirs; and they will be their Squishies.

...I didn't resist very well.


Thora: Sup.


Thora: So like, we haven't kissed much lately. What's that about?

Oszanna: Thora, Gustav's right there...

Gustav: No, no, by all means. Feel free to discuss your kissing. OwO

You stop before I get out the batbox and smite you.


Dem underpants.


Florence: Carmilla is so hot when she's flirting with someone else!

Florence randomized bisexual and has a boner for Carmilla. It's not going to work out. You'll see.


Cuthbert: Aww, look at them, so deeply in love!

Everyone else: *looks*


Cuthbert: ...I MISS ARCHIIIEEEEEEEE.

Oh for fuck's sake, he's upstairs asleep! (In a bed. 8D) Also, congrats on being the first inmate to burst into tears.


See? Archie's fine. Sleeping while the ominous sign on the wall looks on.


Thora: *gossips about her girlfriend*

Mulciber: *makes a new bestie and sobs about it*


Mulciber: I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUNNNNNN

You just made a new best friend! What the fuck is fun if that isn't?




Oszanna: Carmilla, who is behind me and I have no way of seeing right now, is SO ATTRACTIVE.

Good lord, it's like you all have Carmilla-dar or something.


Florence and Mulciber: *eat spoiled food*

Thora: Just as planned. Soon I will have two less rivals for the beautiful hand of my beloved.


Carmilla had a haircut. I'm not sure who gave it to her. In any case, I think shorter hair really suits her.


Fucking cookies.


Carmilla: Cookies make everything homier!


Mulciber: Carmilla is hot. Hot as a freshly-baked cookie!


Thora: I have studied asses extensively, and that is a fantastic ass.




OZ, STOP WASTING YOUR GENIUS HAT ON RED HANDS.


Aww, you adorable little dork.


Oszanna: Whoa, Cuthbert's hair is super red!

Cuthbert's hair: *has been that way literally the entire time*

Carmilla: *cheats*


Thora: See that girl there, in the outrageous hat? We kiss. A lot. 8>


FUCKING. COOKIES.


Congratulations, Mulciber, you're the first inmate to pass out on the floor!


Maybe not right now, Oz, they look... busy.




Florence: *worries over Mulciber's unconscious body*


Mulciber joined her a moment later. Carmilla, Mulciber's actual girlfriend, didn't seem to notice.


Again, here are Gustav and Florence, being concerned for Mulciber.


And here is Carmilla, noticing nothing.


Oszanna: *finally gets a fucking cookie*

All right, later bros.

jk, here's your bat .gif:
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[personal profile] prosthetics 2011-07-26 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
TROLLMILLA
OH GOD.

Gustav is everyone's favorite creeper. Sort of.

"Fucking cookies."
I feel that way everyday.

Fantastic update. I love reading it :3

Also, could I bother you for Oszanna's athletic wear? It's awesome! :3
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[personal profile] skywookiee 2011-07-26 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
*stares at bat .gif*
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[personal profile] currantpotpie 2011-07-26 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Cookies is my diet, I see nothing wrong.

I'm surprised they're only passing out on day 3...My Sims hardly make it past day 1. They are inept.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-26 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this asylum series. It's so adorable :3

Florence seems to get the least screen time, and she's the only inmate I'm worried might be up to something...unsavory D:
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[personal profile] neuroticrobotic 2011-07-26 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to say, I'm deeply disappointed in Archie's take on Potter. I bet Goblet of Fire was his favorite film, too. *grumblebarf*
Also, I share your affection for hallways. Yours are especially lovely. Transitory spaces - cool beans, yo.

The Bat!! He runs!! 8D
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[personal profile] lovelyxwow 2011-07-29 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I want to steal Ozanna's workout clothes and wear them in real life. :D They're so freaking cute! ♥

Carmilla looks fantastic with shorter hair! And are cookies the new inmate staple?

I love that bat .gif. I can't stop watching.
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[personal profile] prosthetics 2011-07-31 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Thank youuuuuu!

I can't wait to see the full set! :3
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[personal profile] lovelyxwow 2011-07-31 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Would you mind if I snagged Oz's outfit as well? :)